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Offline CG6468

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Get your crying towels out
« on: September 30, 2011, 01:39:29 PM »
Boo-****ing-hoo.

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Hugo Chavez Rushed to Emergency Room with Kidney Failure, Says Report

By Bryan Llenas

Published September 29, 2011

Venezuelan President Hugo Chávez was admitted to the emergency room in the Military Hospital in Caracas Wednesday night, and reportedly is in serious condition as his recovery appears to have taken a turn for the worst, sources tell El Nuevo Herald.

Sources, “who spoke on the condition of anonymity,” said the President was in “bad shape” as he was escorted by his own security team from the presidential palace to the Hospital, according to the Miami newspaper.

Another person from the Military Hospital said Chávez was showing signs of kidney failure after an intense cycle of chemotherapy. The source said the president had shown signs of aplastic anemia - the disappearance for blood production in the bone marrow.

"STAT!!! Calling Sean Penn for visitation!"

Alms for Hugo?

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Re: Get your crying towels out
« Reply #1 on: September 30, 2011, 01:47:26 PM »
As I said before, I wish him the best medical care a third-world marxist shithole can offer.
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Re: Get your crying towels out
« Reply #2 on: September 30, 2011, 01:51:02 PM »
He should get the best possible medical care. I recommend Josef Rudolf Mengele, AKA the Angel of Death.
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Re: Get your crying towels out
« Reply #3 on: September 30, 2011, 02:58:42 PM »
Apparently there is still one big limit to this 'President for Life' thing...
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Re: Get your crying towels out
« Reply #4 on: September 30, 2011, 03:34:11 PM »
"The CIA done kilt Hugo".....in 3---2---1
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Re: Get your crying towels out
« Reply #5 on: September 30, 2011, 04:24:47 PM »
First Anwar Al I-kill-you and now this? Too good to be true!  :naughty:

Shaping up to be an awesome weekend!
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Re: Get your crying towels out
« Reply #6 on: September 30, 2011, 04:42:54 PM »
  I'll let Sean Penn do the mourning on this one.  I'll save my tears for someone who's worth it.
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Re: Get your crying towels out
« Reply #7 on: September 30, 2011, 05:27:32 PM »
Kidney failure is certain death unless they can murder... I mean find a donor that matches him.
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Re: Get your crying towels out
« Reply #8 on: September 30, 2011, 05:32:23 PM »
Get ready for the WH flag to fly at half staff............
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Re: Get your crying towels out
« Reply #9 on: September 30, 2011, 06:20:13 PM »
Quote from: marv on September 30, 2011, 05:32:23 PM
Get ready for the WH flag to fly at half staff............

With B.O. publicly mourning him as a "Man of great courage and compassion" or some crap like that.
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Re: Get your crying towels out
« Reply #10 on: September 30, 2011, 07:09:05 PM »
Ah...death on Friday, football on Sat, and Sun. What more could one ask for?
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Re: Get your crying towels out
« Reply #11 on: September 30, 2011, 08:00:52 PM »
Quote from: FlaGator on September 30, 2011, 05:27:32 PM
Kidney failure is certain death unless they can murder... I mean find a donor that matches him.

Why stop at the kidneys?  I expect something along the lines of a Krang-esque existence for Chavez.  The only question is, whose belly will he be living in? 

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Re: Get your crying towels out
« Reply #12 on: September 30, 2011, 08:27:32 PM »
 :lol: :rotf: :lmao:

Say... Where have I seen that face before??? Hmmm...

Oh ya, I remember now!

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Re: Get your crying towels out
« Reply #13 on: September 30, 2011, 09:30:34 PM »
So much for the photo op in a recent edition of the WSJ of him throwing a baseball.

Maybe he can play catch with Lucifer as he's burning in hell.

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Re: Get your crying towels out
« Reply #14 on: September 30, 2011, 09:43:26 PM »
Quote from: Revolution on September 30, 2011, 07:09:05 PM
Ah...death on Friday, football on Sat, and Sun. What more could one ask for?

Cold beer.
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Re: Get your crying towels out
« Reply #15 on: September 30, 2011, 10:07:42 PM »
I'm taking up a collection so I can send a dialysis machine to Venezuela. Who's with me?
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Re: Get your crying towels out
« Reply #16 on: September 30, 2011, 10:24:29 PM »
Quote from: President Zero on September 30, 2011, 10:07:42 PM
I'm taking up a collection so I can send a dialysis machine to Venezuela. Who's with me?

We're only $10 away !
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Re: Get your crying towels out
« Reply #17 on: September 30, 2011, 10:42:44 PM »
Quote from: President Zero on September 30, 2011, 10:07:42 PM
I'm taking up a collection so I can send a dialysis machine to Venezuela. Who's with me?

If there is going to be any action on this, let's stop talking, and get this machine on the wishlist over at Wishadoo.  Time's a-wastin.   
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Re: Get your crying towels out
« Reply #18 on: September 30, 2011, 10:43:46 PM »
Quote from: FlaGator on September 30, 2011, 05:27:32 PM
Kidney failure is certain death unless they can murder... I mean find a donor that matches him.

I'm sure the double transplant has already commenced with an unwitting "volunteer" with the same antigen genotype.
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Re: Get your crying towels out
« Reply #19 on: September 30, 2011, 11:02:08 PM »
Quote from: BattleHymn on September 30, 2011, 08:00:52 PM
Why stop at the kidneys?  I expect something along the lines of a Krang-esque existence for Chavez.  The only question is, whose belly will he be living in? 
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Re: Get your crying towels out
« Reply #20 on: October 02, 2011, 05:27:02 PM »
Quote from: Erasmus on September 30, 2011, 01:47:26 PM
As I said before, I wish him the best medical care a third-world marxist shithole can offer.

Brilliant!!
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Re: Get your crying towels out
« Reply #21 on: October 02, 2011, 05:32:08 PM »
I'm broke....but I got some used hydraulic hoses and rusty 1/2" galvanized pipe I'll donate to the cause so they can hook him up to it.
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Re: Get your crying towels out
« Reply #22 on: October 03, 2011, 07:10:35 AM »
I got a 40+ -year old boiler being dismantled in the cellar.  Can they use any spare parts from that?  How is Beth holding up?  lol.

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