Men will say anything to get in a womans pants....however, I have never been so desperate that I would lie like that to get in a liberal womans pants. I would take matters into my own hands first.
The babbling sister primitive, who's been around a while and is heiress-presumptive to the copy-and-paste queen, the rich bitch the kpete primitive, is originally from New York, but I might or might not be right about that, so don't quote me on it.
She married a guy down in Texas who loved her, doted on her, gave her everything she wanted.
Including, for Christmas 2008, an 0bama-in-the-box that played "Hail to the Chief" when one spun the handle.
The babbling sister primitive and all the other primitives thought it was the cutest thing possible, this 0bama-in-the-box.....but didn't detect it'd been made by a KKK operative, showing the Magic One in all the usual standard old-time exaggerated racial caricatures and stereotypes.
Because she spends so much time in front of the computer--and with a television on a shelf over the monitor, so as to keep abreast of things to copy-and-paste for Skins's island--and because the babbling sister primitive is, uh, rather large and cumbersome, her former husband had to put up some 4x4 posts in the basement, so as to support the floor underneath her.
I dunno what the babbling sister primitive looks like up front, but from behind, try to image someone sitting at a computer, her buttocks sticking out and pouring down the sides of the seat.