My god. What's been seen...
....has been seen, and can't be unseen.
You weren't meant to see it, though, sir; I "modified" a previous comment so it wouldn't show up on anybody's list as "unread post," so as to save sensitivities.
You'd already read the unillustrated version.
Anyway, it's brought a lot of lurking primitives over here, at least a dozen with Illinois-based ISPs--I'm hoping Don the grouchy old primitive has been here, as he was meant to see it.