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Malaise now forecasting hurricanes off the coast of Africa
« on: September 05, 2011, 11:34:08 AM »
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malaise Donating Member (1000+ posts)    Mon Sep-05-11 10:47 AM
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Invest 95 is going to be a massive hurricane
   
(picture of a giant weather system, or an x-ray of Hilary's vagina)

Pay attention to this one folks - days away

Have to get up pretty early to scoop Nadine


Seriously - is this what it's coming to? Are malaise and nadin going to start watching for people farting in Morocco to forecast the next weather system?

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Re: Malaise now forecasting hurricanes off the coast of Africa
« Reply #1 on: September 05, 2011, 11:41:03 AM »
Quote from: BannedFromDU on September 05, 2011, 11:34:08 AM
Have to get up pretty early to scoop Nadine


Seriously - is this what it's coming to? Are malaise and nadin going to start watching for people farting in Morocco to forecast the next weather system?



No more free U.S. beans for Morocco....they cause climate change and hurricanes.
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Re: Malaise now forecasting hurricanes off the coast of Africa
« Reply #2 on: September 05, 2011, 11:58:23 AM »

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malaise  (1000+ posts)      Mon Sep-05-11 11:56 AM
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14. Yep conditions are rife  for development
 We'll be watching


Got a vocabulary and shrill style much like Know it all Nadin.

Could be Know it all Nadin's sock puppet. She knows she has become very popular here. She could be trying to engineer a double header for POTY, afraid the Stinky One might be real competition and trying to split the vote with alter ego Malaise.

Then again, Know it all Nadin knows that the other DUmmies know to ambush her threads with the bully talk and her bucket of iggys is full to overflowing. She may have paid attention to the TiT man and have a ready to deploy strawman, the Malaise creature, like TiT/sonoman.

Clues to watch for include:

Lots of "Yeps" in posts
Lots of "thems" also
Expert on every possible tragedy known to humankind.
Bumps into, or knows, every top scientist in the world. And some submarine commanders, too.
Seen it all, been to it all.
Writes Dungeon and Dragons stuff.
Plays with toy soldiers.

Because I pray to heaven there ain't two of them out there!  :panic:
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Re: Malaise now forecasting hurricanes off the coast of Africa
« Reply #3 on: September 05, 2011, 12:21:20 PM »
DU really wants a Katrina-type hurricane to hit the US during Obama's one term, don't they?
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Re: Malaise now forecasting hurricanes off the coast of Africa
« Reply #4 on: September 05, 2011, 12:30:16 PM »
Quote from: Evil_Conservative on September 05, 2011, 12:21:20 PM
DU really wants a Katrina-type hurricane to hit the US during Obama's one term, don't they?

It would be a dream come true, just for the photo op of the muslim in charge, sleeves rolled up, grim expression in place, taking control like Skimmer at the big DUmp control panel.
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Re: Malaise now forecasting hurricanes off the coast of Africa
« Reply #5 on: September 05, 2011, 12:44:13 PM »
I don't for 1 minute believe that "malaise" exists as an individual. This has to be a sweatshop in Jamacia where a roomful of fatasses live blog cable TV to web sites like DU all day. Their post count at the DUmp alone exceeds 35 posts a day, 7 days a week!

I have no idea what the motive is or who supports them but with all the TV watching and posting there has to be a group.
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Re: Malaise now forecasting hurricanes off the coast of Africa
« Reply #6 on: September 05, 2011, 01:06:03 PM »
Quote from: Evil_Conservative on September 05, 2011, 12:21:20 PM
DU really wants a Katrina-type hurricane to hit the US during Obama's one term, don't they?

Think of the photo-op:  Dumbo, sitting at the briefing table, little name tag in front of him (to let him know who he is), taking charge. Unseen, under the table, is a wet spot at his crotch and a yellow puddle at his feet.

 :-)    :popcorn:
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Re: Malaise now forecasting hurricanes off the coast of Africa
« Reply #7 on: September 05, 2011, 03:02:03 PM »
Quote from: Mike B the Cajun on September 05, 2011, 01:06:03 PM
Unseen, under the table, is a wet spot at his crotch and a yellow puddle at his feet.



     This would be in fear of his ape-faced wife's reaction to telling her that he can't accompany her on the bimonthly vacation, and she would have to take Air Force Two.
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Re: Malaise now forecasting hurricanes off the coast of Africa
« Reply #8 on: September 05, 2011, 04:15:09 PM »
He's had several opportunities already really, so far he has handled every one of them by being completely hands off and not showing up for even a photo op until at least a week later, if at all.  Can't even fake empathy convincingly, apparently.
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Re: Malaise now forecasting hurricanes off the coast of Africa
« Reply #9 on: September 05, 2011, 04:28:36 PM »
Quote from: tanstaafl on September 05, 2011, 11:58:23 AM


Got a vocabulary and shrill style much like Know it all Nadin.

Could be Know it all Nadin's sock puppet. She knows she has become very popular here. She could be trying to engineer a double header for POTY, afraid the Stinky One might be real competition and trying to split the vote with alter ego Malaise.

Then again, Know it all Nadin knows that the other DUmmies know to ambush her threads with the bully talk and her bucket of iggys is full to overflowing. She may have paid attention to the TiT man and have a ready to deploy strawman, the Malaise creature, like TiT/sonoman.

Clues to watch for include:

Lots of "Yeps" in posts
Lots of "thems" also
Expert on every possible tragedy known to humankind.
Bumps into, or knows, every top scientist in the world. And some submarine commanders, too.
Seen it all, been to it all.
Writes Dungeon and Dragons stuff.
Plays with toy soldiers.

Because I pray to heaven there ain't two of them out there!  :panic:

H5 for the excellent analysis.  I would just add the word "alas" to the mix.
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Re: Malaise now forecasting hurricanes off the coast of Africa
« Reply #10 on: September 05, 2011, 07:37:39 PM »
The malarial primitive doesn't know any more about hurricanes than franksolich knows about nuclear physics.

nadin's the pro with hurricanes.
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Re: Malaise now forecasting hurricanes off the coast of Africa
« Reply #11 on: September 05, 2011, 08:10:11 PM »
Quote from: franksolich on September 05, 2011, 07:37:39 PM
The malarial primitive doesn't know any more about hurricanes than franksolich knows about nuclear physics.

nadin's the pro with hurricanes.
Hurricanes AND nuclear physics.

And that reminds me.
Nothing's changed in Japan.
I wonder if nutcase nadin and the wise retired sub skipper she rolls eyes with are still buying canned milk.
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Re: Malaise now forecasting hurricanes off the coast of Africa
« Reply #12 on: September 05, 2011, 08:21:47 PM »
Quote from: GOBUCKS on September 05, 2011, 08:10:11 PM
Hurricanes AND nuclear physics.

And that reminds me.
Nothing's changed in Japan.
I wonder if nutcase nadin and the wise retired sub skipper she rolls eyes with are still buying canned milk.

I'm thinking she should also look out for her pets.  So cat milk might be the way to go.

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Re: Malaise now forecasting hurricanes off the coast of Africa
« Reply #13 on: September 05, 2011, 08:46:21 PM »
Quote from: RWKindaGuy on September 05, 2011, 08:21:47 PM
I'm thinking she should also look out for her pets.  So cat milk might be the way to go.

Gross! I'll bet they're a bitch to milk.
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Re: Malaise now forecasting hurricanes off the coast of Africa
« Reply #14 on: September 05, 2011, 09:36:46 PM »
Quote from: GOBUCKS on September 05, 2011, 08:46:21 PM
Gross! I'll bet they're a bitch to milk.

Ha, no doubt.
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Re: Malaise now forecasting hurricanes off the coast of Africa
« Reply #15 on: September 05, 2011, 10:04:18 PM »
Quote from: GOBUCKS on September 05, 2011, 08:46:21 PM
Gross! I'll bet they're a bitch to milk.


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