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Offline CG6468

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A Rack of Ribs in Don's Pants
« on: August 29, 2011, 02:03:28 PM »
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Carlisle man again caught trying to steal ribs by hiding them in his pants
Published: Monday, August 29, 2011, 8:15 AM     Updated: Monday, August 29, 2011, 11:35 AM
By SARA GANIM, The Patriot-News

A 65-year-old man was caught Sunday afternoon trying to steal a rack of ribs from the Carlisle Giant by hiding them in his pants.

You can't make this stuff up...............  ::)

Are you happy to see me, or are those ribs in your pants?
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Re: A Rack of Ribs in Don's Pants
« Reply #1 on: August 29, 2011, 02:12:36 PM »
I wonder if the rub was dry or wet  :naughty:
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Re: A Rack of Ribs in Don's Pants
« Reply #2 on: August 29, 2011, 02:13:45 PM »
Quote from: Gina on August 29, 2011, 02:12:36 PM
I wonder if the rub was dry or wet  :naughty:

At the beginning or the end?  :tongue:
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Re: A Rack of Ribs in Don's Pants
« Reply #3 on: August 29, 2011, 04:52:58 PM »
I wonder if the store put the ribs back on the shelf?

How do ya know they didn't?

Maybe this just means the deli is going to have a barbeque special.
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Re: A Rack of Ribs in Don's Pants
« Reply #4 on: August 30, 2011, 03:23:56 PM »
Aside from the potential "punniness" of this thread, this is a sign of times to come should Lord Zero get re-elected and probably for his successor. We can't recover from a $14 TRILLION deficit in just four years.
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Re: A Rack of Ribs in Don's Pants
« Reply #5 on: August 30, 2011, 03:26:29 PM »
Quote from: Mr Mannn on August 29, 2011, 04:52:58 PM
I wonder if the store put the ribs back on the shelf?

How do ya know they didn't?

Maybe this just means the deli is going to have a barbeque special.

I really hope there wasn't any re-stocking going on.
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