Bite me. My HS mascot was the Scorpions, and we had the cover art of the Lovedrive album on our basketball gym floor.
My favorite goofy high school nickname is at Cleveland East Tech, in the depths of the Cleveland ghetto. Their nickname is the Scarabs, a name chosen decades ago when the area was far more literate. Now, the budding democrat students chant the name in ebonic cheers, "Go Scabs!"