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Offline BEG

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Respect The Roll...
« on: August 28, 2011, 04:29:14 PM »
Everyone needs a place for their Cottonelle: LINK

It's glorious, I'm getting one in green first.  :-)


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Re: Respect The Roll...
« Reply #1 on: August 28, 2011, 04:57:06 PM »
:-) OMG I thought of you when I saw these. I am for reals.

And yes, I am buying them too! I guess I will have to get green for my green bathroom downstairs.
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Re: Respect The Roll...
« Reply #2 on: August 28, 2011, 04:58:06 PM »
Quote from: DixieBelle on August 28, 2011, 04:57:06 PM
:-) OMG I thought of you when I saw these. I am for reals.

And yes, I am buying them too! I guess I will have to get green for my green bathroom downstairs.

They are free (with purchase of course).
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Re: Respect The Roll...
« Reply #3 on: August 28, 2011, 05:29:35 PM »
I'll have to buy some Cottonelle tomorrow and order one.  I'm not sure which one I like best though.   Thanks for sharing!  :)
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Re: Respect The Roll...
« Reply #4 on: August 28, 2011, 08:39:52 PM »
At the risk of sounding gauche, just how exactly does that help me wipe my ass?
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Re: Respect The Roll...
« Reply #5 on: August 28, 2011, 09:33:47 PM »
Quote from: NHSparky on August 28, 2011, 08:39:52 PM
At the risk of sounding gauche, just how exactly does that help me wipe my ass?

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Re: Respect The Roll...
« Reply #6 on: August 28, 2011, 09:38:31 PM »
I'm thinking of getting the container, just because it's cute.  But, I'm going use it for saving buttons for the grandkids to play with in it.

I like cute things, but at a basic level, things have to work for me.  I don't work for things. 

Besides, if my toilet paper is not clearly visible how will guests know where to find it?  And how will they be reassured that I do, in fact, practice good peri-care?   :p
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Re: Respect The Roll...
« Reply #7 on: August 28, 2011, 10:30:49 PM »
Quote from: NHSparky on August 28, 2011, 08:39:52 PM
At the risk of sounding gauche, just how exactly does that help me wipe my ass?

It helps you wipe your ass in style.  :-)
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Re: Respect The Roll...
« Reply #8 on: August 28, 2011, 10:39:52 PM »
Quote from: BEG on August 28, 2011, 10:30:49 PM
It helps you wipe your ass in style.  :-)

Whatever I wipe my backside with is going to wind up floating in the toilet, covered in crap.  How stylish could that possibly be?

Geez; that's almost as bad as the "three seashells". :confused:
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Re: Respect The Roll...
« Reply #9 on: August 28, 2011, 10:45:54 PM »
I've been thinking a lot lately about the whole green thing. You know, been spending a lot of time lately surfing the island and I think some of it is actually beginning to rub off on me.
I want to do my bit to save the planet as much as the next guy and killing trees for something as demeaning to their glory and grandeur seems so passe.

So I'm thinking about getting one of these Barry Chia Pets to add to the greenery on the window sill in the library, within easy reach of course. Just have to settle on an appropriate choice of seed to sew. Something broadleafed and supple, I'm thinking.

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Re: Respect The Roll...
« Reply #10 on: August 29, 2011, 08:19:38 AM »
Quote from: FreeBorn on August 28, 2011, 10:45:54 PM
I've been thinking a lot lately about the whole green thing. You know, been spending a lot of time lately surfing the island and I think some of it is actually beginning to rub off on me.
I want to do my bit to save the planet as much as the next guy and killing trees for something as demeaning to their glory and grandeur seems so passe.

So I'm thinking about getting one of these Barry Chia Pets to add to the greenery on the window sill in the library, within easy reach of course. Just have to settle on an appropriate choice of seed to sew. Something broadleafed and supple, I'm thinking.



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Re: Respect The Roll...
« Reply #11 on: August 29, 2011, 08:30:40 AM »
Uh....BEG, I think I understand the need for stylish pooping -- it really is important that we have all the frou-frou available to distract us from this rather distasteful task on each occasion our bowels need to move.

My objection is the fact that NONE are available right now.

You have successfully created a run on the only real item of importance in my life today.

I am so disappointed.

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