I know, I know, but this nadinostradamus thread seemed to attract both a lot of views and comments, which is why I zipped it to the top; it's been very popular.
However, I'm starting to think about (please notice "think about" does not mean the same thing as "actually do") breaking my prohibition against "stickying" my own threads (other than important announcements and polls) so as to boost, to promote, my fellow Nebraskan for top DUmmie of 2011.
Omaha Steve hasn't been receptive to my proposal to be his campaign manager, and as you know, sir, I take rejection rather badly. I refuse to accept rejection.
And so I've named myself my fellow Nebraskan's emeritus or honorary campaign manager.
I'm going to do my professional best to promote him, publicize him, boost him, for all the world to see, in any way I can, including in the DUmpster.
Well, that's great! Now we'll see if know-it-all nadin can rise to the occasion. Actually, I have no doubt she can.
At the DUmp she's a force of nature, like a swarm of locusts, or a dysentery epidemic.
DUmbass Omaha Steve, on the other hand, is a fat, wimpy, boring parasite. He's never made a memorable post. He's not as useless as Vinnie, but it's close.
So his hopes for a DOTY depend almost entirely on a strong fourth quarter campaign, a campaign much stronger than he could ever mount without help.
His disability storyline has some potential, but he'd do much better if he could bring in his bizarre hobby of travelling all over the country, buying autographs from hopelessly obscure actors who last worked in 1960s and 70s TV series.
His naive, almost infantile, political ambitions could become a very strong storyline, but will require a lot of help due to his severely limited writing ability.
He's a boring, boring, DUmb man, but a well-orchestrated campaign can work wonders, as Anne Pritchett can attest.
The remainder of 2011 could be interesting, if at least a couple more really wild moonbats get it in gear. So far, it's been pretty grim.
