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Favorite Chris_ posts...
« on: September 10, 2011, 11:01:51 AM »
Since the board is now all Chris_, all_the_time, I figured it would be good to put up a few of our faves of our beloved board mod/hijacker:





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Re: Favorite Chris_ posts...
« Reply #1 on: September 10, 2011, 11:06:14 AM »
Ok ^5.  Those were funny
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« Reply #2 on: September 10, 2011, 11:53:44 AM »
H5, Sparky . . . my daughter is asking me why I'm laughing.  Can't really explain it to an almost 4-year-old, can I?
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Re: Favorite Chris_ posts...
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Re: Favorite Chris_ posts...
« Reply #4 on: September 10, 2011, 12:53:27 PM »
The avatar -- the Frogg (spelled with two "g's" just to be, well, more feminine) -- adds so much elan, Chris. It's all I can do to keep from bursting out of my girdle.
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Re: Favorite Chris_ posts...
« Reply #5 on: September 10, 2011, 01:15:37 PM »
Damn.  I'm sorry I missed out on the fun.  Seems like it would have been a great time to be a little mischievous.:evil:
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Re: Favorite Chris_ posts...
« Reply #6 on: September 10, 2011, 01:16:47 PM »
This made me laugh.  Is there something you would like to tell us, chris_?

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« Reply #7 on: September 10, 2011, 01:28:15 PM »
I too missed the fun. Looks as if chris_ is getting a proper schalacking... :lmao:

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Re: Favorite Chris_ posts...
« Reply #8 on: September 10, 2011, 04:38:57 PM »
This made me laugh.  Is there something you would like to tell us, chris_?



 :lmao: :rotf: :lmao: :rotf: :lmao: :rotf:

I never saw that one!  Thanks, Jess!  (H5, BTW!)
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Re: Favorite Chris_ posts...
« Reply #9 on: September 10, 2011, 04:41:59 PM »
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I just could not pass up these shoes when I saw them.  If someone told me I could not have them, I would have probably left kicking and screaming like a two year old.  They were the last pair in the store, 50% off and in my size.  It was meant to be.  And yes, I am wearing them to work tomorrow and the next day, and the next day...



http://www.conservativecave.com/index.php/topic,61209.0.html

One thing I do have to say about Chris_....

He does have nice legs.  :rofl:
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Re: Favorite Chris_ posts...
« Reply #10 on: September 10, 2011, 06:07:12 PM »


I just realized Chris was lurking in my closet :banghead: sneaky bastage! :-)

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Re: Favorite Chris_ posts...
« Reply #11 on: September 10, 2011, 06:07:52 PM »
http://www.conservativecave.com/index.php/topic,61209.0.html

One thing I do have to say about Chris_....

He does have nice legs.  :rofl:

And fairly nice legs.  :lmao:

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Re: Favorite Chris_ posts...
« Reply #12 on: September 10, 2011, 06:08:28 PM »
http://www.conservativecave.com/index.php/topic,61209.0.html

One thing I do have to say about Chris_....

He does have nice legs.  :rofl:

He seems to like platforms too...first black Vera Wang's and then those flag ones.  :rotf:

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Re: Favorite Chris_ posts...
« Reply #14 on: September 10, 2011, 07:06:15 PM »
http://www.conservativecave.com/index.php/topic,61209.0.html

One thing I do have to say about Chris_....

He does have nice legs.  :rofl:
:lmao: Okay, that thread has mostly been fixed now.
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Re: Favorite Chris_ posts...
« Reply #15 on: September 10, 2011, 07:53:04 PM »
:lmao: Okay, that thread has mostly been fixed now.


I'm just hoping we get to see you wear those Vera Wang platforms at some point soon.  I bet they make you look like a sexy beast!

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« Reply #16 on: September 10, 2011, 08:35:09 PM »
:lmao: Okay, that thread has mostly been fixed now.

Was that to make things right or out of your own self-interest :lmao:

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« Reply #17 on: September 10, 2011, 08:35:32 PM »
Was that to make things right or out of your own self-interest :lmao:
Both. :(
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« Reply #18 on: September 10, 2011, 08:37:30 PM »

I'm just hoping we get to see you wear those Vera Wang platforms at some point soon.  I bet they make you look like a sexy beast!

 :popcorn:

It's all coming together isn't it? First the cat, then the platforms...What next? A little black dress and a weekly appointment at the beauty salon :(  :-)


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Re: Favorite Chris_ posts...
« Reply #19 on: September 10, 2011, 09:05:24 PM »
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« Reply #20 on: September 11, 2011, 03:57:38 AM »

I'm just hoping we get to see you wear those Vera Wang platforms at some point soon.  I bet they make you look like a sexy beast!

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I'll let him borrow my American flag shoes too.  ;)
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« Reply #21 on: September 12, 2011, 03:41:19 PM »
Those screencaps were hilarous!  The Vera Wangs...I've always loved you, BSS.   :rofl:  Great fun!

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« Reply #22 on: September 12, 2011, 07:07:06 PM »
Those screencaps were hilarous!  The Vera Wangs...I've always loved you, BSS.   :rofl:  Great fun!

Now if we could see GOBUCKS or frank in the same situation...now that would be suhweet :-) I want to see GOBUCKS log in name in the bra fitting thread.  :rofl: Oh, I was crying reading some of those screencaps :lmao:

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« Reply #23 on: September 13, 2011, 07:16:20 AM »
Those screencaps were hilarous!  The Vera Wangs...I've always loved you, BSS.   :rofl:  Great fun!

Thank God I don't hear that Witless Houston song in my head . . .
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"All you have to do is look straight and see the road, and when you see it, don't sit looking at it - walk!" -Ayn Rand
 
"Those that trust God with their safety must yet use proper means for their safety, otherwise they tempt Him, and do not trust Him.  God will provide, but so must we also." - Matthew Henry, Commentary on 2 Chronicles 32, from Matthew Henry's Commentary on the Whole Bible

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