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Offline BattleHymn

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Collection of primitives sitting at their campfires, alone, dejected
« on: November 06, 2011, 04:54:45 PM »
Below is a collection of various primitives sitting at their campfires, dejected, alone, looking for good vibes, up twinkles, or even a quick reach around, coming up empty handed.  No replies, no love, no nothing.  The silence is deafening (and hilarious).  I get the same sort of entertainment out of these as I do reading Garfield Minus Garfield:

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MrScorpio   (1000+ posts)             Sun Nov-06-11 02:46 PM
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Ringling Bros/Barnum and Bailey is still using animals
   
When are the going to get the message?



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Dragonbreathp9d (1000+ posts)           Sun Nov-06-11 02:33 AM
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Occupy my heart
   

 
please? Tired of being in what my friend's describe as "the perpetual friend zone". I'd even be ok with just fun dating, or even getting laid more than once a year (if I'm lucky)




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RebelOne   (1000+ posts)           Thu Oct-20-11 02:30 PM
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If anyone needs help with getting their meds,
   

 
here is a good resource. I lurk at the Rapture Ready site and came across this.

www.needymeds.org,

So what if it is from the nut case site, maybe it will help some of us here.



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rug   (1000+ posts)             Sun Oct-16-11 06:01 PM
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I tried to put fake spider webs on my tree today.
   

 
Instead, it looks like the tree will be a gypsy moth victim for Halloween,




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elleng   (1000+ posts)             Tue Oct-25-11 10:26 PM
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*Pain of Depression:Journey through the Darkness
   

 
on PBS.


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Steerpike   (1000+ posts)             Fri Oct-21-11 07:37 AM
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checking
   

 
Good Morning!



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XemaSab   (1000+ posts)             Fri Nov-04-11 11:09 PM
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I'm bored as hell
   

 
What's good to watch on Hulu?


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WCGreen   (1000+ posts)             Fri Nov-04-11 03:35 PM
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It's Friday.......
   

 
http://www.youtube.com/watch?feature=player_embedded&v=...

Post your song that gets you ready for the Weekend...



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taterguy   (1000+ posts)             Sat Oct-29-11 03:55 PM
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I ordered it to snow in Deleware in frickin' October
   

 
Hilarity ensued.



Yes, yes it did.   :popcorn:
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Offline Evil_Conservative

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Re: Collection of primitives sitting at their campfires, alone, dejected
« Reply #1 on: November 06, 2011, 04:56:18 PM »
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Dragonbreathp9d (1000+ posts)           Sun Nov-06-11 02:33 AM
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Occupy my heart
   

 
please? Tired of being in what my friend's describe as "the perpetual friend zone". I'd even be ok with just fun dating, or even getting laid more than once a year (if I'm lucky)

OMG.

:rotf:
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Re: Collection of primitives sitting at their campfires, alone, dejected
« Reply #2 on: November 06, 2011, 05:14:49 PM »
Damn, that's good, sir.

Awesome.
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Re: Collection of primitives sitting at their campfires, alone, dejected
« Reply #3 on: November 07, 2011, 08:41:35 AM »
Battlehymn, your post was hilarious! :rofl: :lmao: :rotf:  Well done!
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Re: Collection of primitives sitting at their campfires, alone, dejected
« Reply #4 on: November 07, 2011, 09:05:44 AM »
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DragonbreathOccupy my heart please? Tired of being in what my friend's describe as "the perpetual friend zone". I'd even be ok with just fun dating, or even getting laid more than once a year (if I'm lucky)

Try brushing your teeth?


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Re: Collection of primitives sitting at their campfires, alone, dejected
« Reply #5 on: November 07, 2011, 09:58:02 AM »
BattleHymn, funniest damn thread I have ever seen!

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Dragonbreathp9d (1000+ posts)           Sun Nov-06-11 02:33 AM
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Occupy my heart
 
please? Tired of being in what my friend's describe as "the perpetual friend zone". I'd even be ok with just fun dating, or even getting laid more than once a year (if I'm lucky)

Okay, DUmmie, I have your solution:

1.  Turn off the computer.

2.  Wash your ass.

3.  Get a haircut.

4.  Go outside and play.

5.  Quit being such a bitch and actually talk to a woman as if she is a person.  Not a goddess, not a sexual object, a person. 

You might be surprised that a clean, confident, articulate, non-flabby male that approaches a person of the opposite sex as a person will get more play than a dork that walks into a social setting looking desperate and "hungry".
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