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Porno movie dispute lands woman in jail
« on: April 25, 2008, 12:43:44 PM »
http://kob.com/article/stories/S423936.shtml?cat=516

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A woman is accused of chasing her boyfriend with a knife after thinking he was an actor in a pornographic movie they were watching together.

The victim says it all started when he and his girlfriend were inside his southwest Albuquerque home watching a pornographic move at 10:30 Wednesday morning.

That’s when the victim called 911 saying his girlfriend, 20-year-old Amanda Montoya, had a knife.

“She almost shanked me and everything. She put the (expletive) knife right under my throat," the victim told a 911 operator.

The victim, wearing only a pair of shorts took off down Five Points, begging the 911 dispatcher for help.

He said Moya had already stabbed him in the face and bitten him on his chest.

“She already has battery charges against her. She's not even supposed to be around me," the victim said.

The dispatcher told the victim to keep running and try to get inside a store.

The victim made it to a business parking lot at Bridge and Sunset with Moya still on his trail when he was able to flag down a deputy who was headed to the victim’s residence.

Deputies arrested Moya and charged her with aggravated assault and aggravated battery.

She was also charged with child abuse because deputies say she left her eight-month-old boy alone in the home while she chased her boyfriend down the road.
 
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Re: Porno movie dispute lands woman in jail
« Reply #1 on: April 25, 2008, 12:54:19 PM »
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The victim says it all started when he and his girlfriend were inside his southwest Albuquerque home watching a pornographic move at 10:30 Wednesday morning.

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“She already has battery charges against her. She's not even supposed to be around me," the victim said.

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Re: Porno movie dispute lands woman in jail
« Reply #2 on: April 25, 2008, 01:04:51 PM »
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The victim says it all started when he and his girlfriend were inside his southwest Albuquerque home watching a pornographic move at 10:30 Wednesday morning.

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“She already has battery charges against her. She's not even supposed to be around me," the victim said.

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Yeah, I noticed the time when most folks might be working. Also I like the guys pleas of "she's not even supposed to be near me". So is that what he does when the woman with a *I'm assuming here* restraining order against her by him appears? He puts in a porno and strips down to his shorts. Sorry, no pity for either of these losers. Shame for the 8 month old though who has these two mental giants as parents.

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« Reply #3 on: April 25, 2008, 01:15:53 PM »
I heard about this story this morning on the news. 

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Re: Porno movie dispute lands woman in jail
« Reply #4 on: April 25, 2008, 01:48:15 PM »
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He said Moya had already stabbed him in the face and bitten him on his chest.

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Re: Porno movie dispute lands woman in jail
« Reply #5 on: April 25, 2008, 04:57:45 PM »
And people wonder why staying single is a better option somedays.
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Re: Porno movie dispute lands woman in jail
« Reply #6 on: April 25, 2008, 05:40:12 PM »
There is just something I find funny about the term "battery charges" in an article about people watching porno...
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« Reply #7 on: April 25, 2008, 05:47:09 PM »
There is just something I find funny about the term "battery charges" in an article about people watching porno...

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Re: Porno movie dispute lands woman in jail
« Reply #8 on: April 25, 2008, 08:41:00 PM »
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"She already has battery charges against her..."
It's not good porno unless the batteries are charged.  :naughty:
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Re: Porno movie dispute lands woman in jail
« Reply #9 on: April 25, 2008, 08:53:19 PM »
She looks like she has been doing drugs. Both of them were probably bombed. The part where the dispatcher tells the guy to keep running away from his own house and get in a store is too funny.  :loser: