So, I was in Bed, Bath & Beyond the other day. I think I remember this word for word, I've been working on my verbatim memory skills and this wasn't a long conversation. Anyway, they were having a sale on bath towels so I figure I might as well help the economy. Well, I'm standing there deciding what color I want and this sales person comes up and says, "Can I help you?"
I said, "I'm just trying to decide what color I want, it's a great sale."
So she says, "Isn't it? It's a good thing too because the stupid RETHUGS won't sign off on President Obama's plan to save the country and no one can afford anything."
And I said, "Do you really think it's a good idea to talk about politics when you don't know me? For all you know, I could be a Republican. You might lose a sale and I might have to tell your manager you're harassing me with your political bullshit. Who the hell comes up to someone buying towels and talks politics!"
She says, "Well, you're wearing a gauzy dress and Birkenstock's. You shouldn't dress like a liberal. I'm just trying to make friendly conversation!"
So I go, "Next time talk thread counts, plushness, or the weather. Speaking of which, it's hot, this dress is comfortable and comfy shoes are better for power shopping. After this, I'm going to Macy's. I need some Republican high heels."
I was going to ask her what color towels she'd buy so I wouldn't the buy moonbat color of the month. I'm painting my bathroom a really cool gold that has just a touch of green tint. I got it at Home Depot. It's called Grain & it's totally gorgeous. And I'm doing my trim in white and cabinets in smoky slate. I thought I'd buy a couple of deep aqua towels and a couple of gray ones. I thought the aqua would look good for an accent and if not I'd just give them to my son since he steals them every time he's home.
Anyway, I didn't get a chance to ask because right then a cop jumped out from behind a shower curtain display and wanted to find a bath pillow and candles for his girlfriend. She wandered off muttering something about how happy she'd be to help a union member
I told the checkout lady she better have a talk with her associate as it might be best to keep politics out of the bath section.
It's a good thing we weren't in the kitchen section because I would've stabbed her with a sterling silver pickle fork.
Cindie