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[Karin]

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joshcryer  (1000+ posts)        Sun Jul-31-11 11:24 PM
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Out of a job? Looking for employment? Hard worker? Progressive? Over 25?

After which a photo of Congress.

I'm serious. Please run. I can't. I have too much crap on the internet that would bite me, too many quotes can be dug up, but I know a lot of you post anonymously, and many of you say you are progressives. If you live in a district that is right leaning, run!

Lyric  (1000+ posts)      Sun Jul-31-11 11:25 PM
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1. I would if I could. Unfortunately, I'm an atheist lesbian who's received public assistance.

dsc  (1000+ posts)        Sun Jul-31-11 11:32 PM
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6. I am redrawn into David Price's district
 or maybe Elmer's. But as a gay, recovering alchy, I am about as unelectable as humanly possible in North Carolina. 

Odin2005  (1000+ posts)        Sun Jul-31-11 11:39 PM
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7. I'm obese, have the charisma of a rock, I stutter, and I'm an Atheist. I have no chance.
 In a primary I would be going against one of the most senior Dems in the House, Collin Peterson (DINO - Monsanto)

BiggJawn (1000+ posts)        Sun Jul-31-11 11:39 PM
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8. I can't run.
 Atheist.
Had a drinking problem for 3 years after my second divorce.
Been divorced twice.
Had sex with a HELL of a lot more women than I was married to.
Been in bancruptcy
Defaulted on student loans.
Had a house foreclosed on.
Been homeless.
Been behind on my child support (but not $100,000!)
Did a lot of "foolish youthful experimentation" and I don't regret a damned bit of it.

I could run as a ReTHUGlican, but not a Progressive.

  Wait, what?

Forkboy  (1000+ posts)      Sun Jul-31-11 11:54 PM
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14. I doubt it, not with the money it takes these days.
 My hunch is that most of the naysayers are naysayers because they are trying to survive on little income. I doubt my $704/month would get me far, especially after $340 of it is gone the day I get it.

Forkboy  (1000+ posts)      Mon Aug-01-11 12:09 AM
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23. Well, I have more skeletons in my closet than Vincent Price, so I'm out.
 Hell, the second people get wind of my black metal collection I'd be doomed. I'd have a hard time explaining to people why I listen to Burzum, a convicted murderer and arsonist (makes cool music though, what can I say lol). Though the thought of taking a stage to Cannibal Corpse's song Five Nails Through The Neck is enticing!

 

Le Taz Hot  (1000+ posts)        Mon Aug-01-11 03:49 PM
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37. Well, let's see . . .
 I believe in legalizing all drugs and legalizing prostitution. I regularly smoke cannabis, have had an abortion, been on unemployment and took full advantage of the Sexual Revolution in the 70's so there's LOTS of stories out there. Oh yeah, and I'm an agnostic and I'm not a member of a political party. Not a chance in hell but I'd be more than happy to work on any REAL progressives' campaign.

No further comment from me necessary.

[DumbAss Tanker]

And I thought "The Biggest Loser" was some kind of weight loss competition...

[miskie]

And I thought "The Biggest Loser" was some kind of weight loss competition...

Indeed - and it sounds like these 'losers' all lost about 3 pounds of excess fat between their ears.

[GOBUCKS]

This thread is a perfect response to anyone who denies the DUmp represents the democrat party, and the jug-eared Kenyan's base.

These DUmmies perfectly represent the best and brightest of the libtard political persuasion.

They're the cream of the democrat party, assessing their chances at elective office.

I have too much crap on the internet

I'm an atheist lesbian who's received public assistance.

as a gay, recovering alchy, I am about as unelectable as humanly possible

I'm obese, have the charisma of a rock, I stutter, and I'm an Atheist.

I can't run.  Atheist.

Had a drinking problem for 3 years after my second divorce.

Had sex with a HELL of a lot more women than I was married to.

Been in bancruptcy

Defaulted on student loans.

Had a house foreclosed on.

Been homeless.

Been behind on my child support

Did a lot of "foolish youthful experimentation"

I doubt my $704/month would get me far

I have more skeletons in my closet than Vincent Price

the second people get wind of my black metal collection I'd be doomed

I believe in legalizing all drugs and legalizing prostitution.

I regularly smoke cannabis

I have had an abortion, been on unemployment and took full advantage of the Sexual Revolution

being a "welfare mother" would pretty much destroy my chances

I'm an agnostic and I'm not a member of a political party.

And the LVL can't work because they don't make shoes big enough for his feet.

[Delmar]

What Rush calls an endless parade of human debris.

[JohnnyReb]

joshcryer  (1000+ posts)        Sun Jul-31-11 11:24 PM
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Out of a job? of course you're out of a job. Have you or any other DUmmie ever had one?

Looking for employment? Hell no! Of course not...not until all the government freebies run out.

Hard worker?  oh my you're killing me here.

Progressive? Not much, just generally an all round lazy ass.

Over 25? After all those drugs...it's a miracle !!!!!! ...uh... but how close to 27 are you?

[FlippyDoo]

After reading this I've decided that I would be willing to run on the demonrat...I mean...Democratic ticket. I am more than willing to fleece you DUmmies as I pretend to support you're DUmbass ideas...I mean...go to bat for you DUers and your wonderful ideas.

As a fictional spirit guide I have vast powers at my disposal to help your causes. Where your lord and savior 0 promised you Skittle shitting unicorns but did not deliver, I promise to deliver to each and every one of you not just a Skittle shitting unicorn, but a unicorn that also shits pot and Cheetos. I promise to increase your government check by 115%. I promise to replace those right-wing talking heads with 24/7 of Keith and Rachel. Yeah, yeah, that's the ticket. Plus, I promise to hold a party in your town each and every month. Yeah. And we'll have music and ban the rethugs. Yeah, yeah, that's the ticket. Ban all the rethugs from everywhere except the CEO rethugs. We'll make the CEO rethugs be our waiters and waitresses at our monthly parties. Yeah. And I'll bring Morgan Fairchild to all the parties. Yeah, that's the ticket.

Thank you for your vote.

[Skul]

Grayson needs to run again.
The primatives got all lathered up when he had facial hair and wore skins.

[Carl]

Yet they are mystified that other people with their value system can`t get elected.

[Karin]

Yet they keep posting stuff like this:  "What we need to do is elect 60 progressive senators!!!!!"  As if posting that at the DUmp makes it magically happen. 

[BlueStateSaint]

Yet they keep posting stuff like this:  "What we need to do is elect 60 progressive senators!!!!!"  As if posting that at the DUmp makes it magically happen. 

What's even better, my neighbors, is that they think that "the people" want their agenda.

[jukin]

This thread did nothing to change my view of my stereo typical DUchebag.

[JohnnyReb]

The Stellar Democrat Congressional Candidate Pool ...needs more chlorine....a lot more chlorine.