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proud2BlibKansan  (1000+ posts)        Sun Jul-17-11 07:48 AM
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Go Wisconsin!!
We're in Wisconsin on vacation and are loving all these commercials for Democrats running for state senate. Great ads. Also saw several cars yesterday with 'Recall Walker' bumper stickers. And I bought a couple great t-shirts. My favorite is a picture of an elephant that says RECALL THEM ALL.

Wisconsin - you rock!!

http://www.democraticunderground.com/discuss/duboard.php?az=view_all&address=439x1507354#1507406
I think proud2BDUmb meant to use the famous fight song title "On Wisconsin", but we don't call 'em DUmmies for nothing.


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no_hypocrisy  (1000+ posts)      Sun Jul-17-11 07:52 AM
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1. Paraphrasing Thomm Hartman, democracy only works when you get involved.

To repeat, only a faggot would spell his name "Thomm".


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ajitbhat (2 posts)      Sun Jul-17-11 08:18 AM
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4. Re: True Story
 I joined this workplace in Marshfield, Wisconsin, USA in 6/26/2006. Things where ok initially with little more work place noise/chatter than I expected around me. But soon random employees started saying my thoughts which was the start of my realization to what was going to become part of my existence for life. Get ready to get acquainted with mind control system. The managers have access to the state of the art human mind reading system which can read verbal thoughts (thinking in pictures uses too much brain and the system can’t read your thoughts) in your mind and then those thoughts are streamed back to this world as human voice of an older Caucasian (white) male which can be heard from machines (to give you a perception that the machine is alive!), workplace venting system, fans, cars, older TV sets etc. There is a psychiatric term for a disease where a person hears voices and it’s called Schizophrenia. My native language is not English, if it was Schizophrenia then why would it be a white male voice. Since I am back in India this “maybe satellite based” system is now running on its Artificial Intelligence or maybe on some part of my idle brain and is saying things like “that, bum bum, jump, you lust/lost, we are, etc.” I want to sue my employer, but I probably would need my ex-coworkers to testify, who I am not sure will help because they were also sort of abusers and there was a big fat hellion lady who kept crying loudly what she heard on the system every day from morning to evening making my life further miserable. I worked till 3/25/2010 and then returned to my native India and since then I am not working as this system is globally affecting people now and I cannot work in corporate environment anymore because of these voices which I am sure some of you readers know about. I don’t know why they have chosen me as the seed for this billion dollar system. I know I did really well in their 20 year old software programmer test before they hired me, maybe that’s one reason or maybe they just screwed me as they wished simply for fun. What should I do with my life? Can I sue them? How much should I ask for? How will I prove my case?

This DUmmy is definitely due beer and travel money.


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mackdaddy (152 posts)      Sun Jul-17-11 09:54 AM
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9. You need to construct a personal EMF protective device
Sorry about your troubles.
I would suggest that you first try to determine whether the voices are coming from outside or inside your head. If you are sensitive to mind control signals you believe are the problem, then you need to construct a Faraday cage and get inside of it to see if the voices stop. You can take a box or crate and line every square inch with aluminum foil and run a wire from it to a good earth ground rod. Get inside and close the door. If the voices stop when you are inside, and start again when you come out, you know that it is the signals being beamed from above via satellite or cell towers. You might be able to also stop the signals if you line a hat or helmet of some kind with aluminum or other metal screening. If this still cuts out the voices, you are much better off as you can still do your normal activities. Some may try to ridicule you about your "tin foil hat", but it is just the control signals trying to discourage people from protecting themselves with their own Faraday cage EMF shield.

If the voices do not go away in your Faraday cage, the you may be possessed or haunted by a spirit or demon, or you may be schizophrenic. Most faiths have an exorcism rite of some type. If this does not work, then you should try the other professionals and see if the drugs might help.

By the way, you might need to stay away from computers as the screens can be manipulated to cause subliminal mind control flashing which the Faraday cage will not protect you from. Also this is a subversive chat website that is closely monitored by all the spy agencies so you might not want to post here....

Good luck.



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iwishiwas (1000+ posts)      Sun Jul-17-11 09:09 AM
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7. I was in Minneapolis this weekend and heard lots of WI-REPUG ads
AGAINST the Dems. Repugs are buying lots of air time in the large media market along the Mississippi and St.Croix River areas--borders with WI recall districts. It was disheartening to say the least.



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proud2BlibKansan  (1000+ posts)        Sun Jul-17-11 12:05 PM
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11. We were surprised to see only pro Dem ads

And the shopping malls are all eerily empty. 


DUmmy Pedro Picasso, the third-rated cartoon boy on a staff of three at junk mailer Mission Control, has been busy:
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Atman  (1000+ posts)        Sun Jul-17-11 09:34 AM
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8. Our company dropped no fewer than 16 mailings last week.
Some pro-Dem, some anti-Walker. I almost feel badly for Wisconsin residents...your mailboxes must be busting at the seams! 

Pedro is exhausted from churning out blank speech bubbles to be lettered in by the second-rated cartoon boy with words from Mission Control's
crack creative staff. Pedro's dream is to someday be trusted to fill in his speech bubbles with words, but it's unlikely to happen anytime soon.
He once had a brief trial filling in the words, but it ended badly when the client complained he could not distinguish between "B" and "8", or "C" and "G". Pedro also allowed some words to extend outside the speech bubble, which is apparently a mortal sin in the cartoon biz. So Pedro was once again relegated to blank speech bubbles, and to hoping that Mr. Muslim and the rest of the Mission Control braintrust never realize they only need two cartoon boys.

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Gave up out of frustration.
It had a certain "randomness" to it.  :panic:
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Also saw several cars yesterday with 'Recall Walker' bumper stickers.

Several cars?

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ajitbhat (2 posts)      Sun Jul-17-11 08:18 AM
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4. Re: True Story

"This is a no-shitter!"

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"Let me be perfectly clear"

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Feel free to add your own.

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