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DUmmy Husb2Sparkly Pulls Big Words From The Cat Litter
« on: July 08, 2011, 10:14:20 PM »
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Stinky The Clown  (1000+ posts)        Fri Jul-08-11 10:54 PM
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Consider this concept: "Poor President. (S)he has a haaaard job." 
 Free clue: The presidency is a demanding job that owns the officeholder as much as the officeholder owns the office.

Free hint: I think it is fair to say no one runs for the office thinking it will be a cakewalk. Even that lazy ****, george bush, knew it was a hard job. That's why he hired cheenee to do it for him.

Free suggestion: If you think citing the hardipathy of the presidency is a meaningful reason for me to rally behind the officeholder, you may wish to reconsider as you likely will succeed only in eliciting little more than a disdainful chuckle.
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This is just another of the catbox squatter's boring, useless wastes of bandwidth. Really stupid. The only reason I brought it over is that last sentence. It's the most awkward hatchet job on our language since the last CalPig "poem". Husb2Sparkly may not be as DUmb as atman, and certainly not as DUmb as poor, stupid Beth, but that's hardly a compliment. Nutcase nadin must have tipped him off to a google thesaurus - "hardipathy" sounds like a nadin word.


I have no problem at all with this one:
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Horse with no Name  (1000+ posts)        Fri Jul-08-11 10:59 PM
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2. Agreed. My job is hard too. I knew that getting into it.
If I **** up, people can die.

I bear a great responsibility...but it also gives me great satisfaction.

When it gets to the point that I can't do it anymore, I will quit and find something that I can do.

But never will I use the fact that it is hard as an excuse to do things the easy way instead of the right way.

Any woman who claims to have inspected ten thousand dicks in her single-wide, down there in that hot, dusty, crappy Texas trailer park,
does not have an easy job.
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Re: DUmmy Husb2Sparkly Pulls Big Words From The Cat Litter
« Reply #1 on: July 08, 2011, 10:15:12 PM »
Does Stinky have a drinking problem? 
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Re: DUmmy Husb2Sparkly Pulls Big Words From The Cat Litter
« Reply #2 on: July 08, 2011, 10:25:33 PM »
Quote from: Evil_Conservative on July 08, 2011, 10:15:12 PM
Does Stinky have a drinking problem? 

The cat thinks so.  Wants Stinky outta his toilet bowl!
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Re: DUmmy Husb2Sparkly Pulls Big Words From The Cat Litter
« Reply #3 on: July 08, 2011, 10:31:52 PM »
Whoa.

Wait.

What?

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Horse with no Name  (1000+ posts)        Fri Jul-08-11 10:59 PM
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2. Agreed. My job is hard too. I knew that getting into it.

If I **** up, people can die.

This from Ms. Ed, the High Priestess of Moloch to the primitives?

Her job involves people dying.  Whether she does it correctly or screws up, someone dies.

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I bear a great responsibility...but it also gives me great satisfaction.

Assisting in killing infants gives the unappellated eohippus great satisfaction.
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Re: DUmmy Husb2Sparkly Pulls Big Words From The Cat Litter
« Reply #4 on: July 08, 2011, 10:35:10 PM »
According to Google, Stinky is the only person who has ever used it.
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Re: DUmmy Husb2Sparkly Pulls Big Words From The Cat Litter
« Reply #5 on: July 08, 2011, 10:38:39 PM »
Quote from: Evil_Conservative on July 08, 2011, 10:15:12 PM
Does Stinky have a drinking problem? 

Yeah, that.

And to complicate matters, his wife mixes his drinks for him.

Not only does the sparkling husband primitive have a large life-insurance policy, the beneficiary being his wife, but his wife has something going on with the horsey Mrs. Tutweiler down the street, and so one reasonably assumes his wife puts more than just the usual ingredients in his cocktails.
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Re: DUmmy Husb2Sparkly Pulls Big Words From The Cat Litter
« Reply #6 on: July 09, 2011, 09:54:57 AM »
I can't find that word in any know language. Must be catbox slang.
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Re: DUmmy Husb2Sparkly Pulls Big Words From The Cat Litter
« Reply #7 on: July 09, 2011, 10:13:04 AM »
Quote from: franksolich on July 08, 2011, 10:31:52 PM
Assisting in killing infants gives the unappellated eohippus great satisfaction.
If she were truly an abortionist's assistant, her income would be several times the average of those living in
her unpaved, sweltering trailer park, cheek-by-jowl in faded old single-wides.

She is as much an abortion nurse as DUmmy PCIntern is a dentist, or any of the DUmp democrats are decorated veterans.

That's all as likely as running into poor, stupid Beth at a Mensa meeting.
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Re: DUmmy Husb2Sparkly Pulls Big Words From The Cat Litter
« Reply #8 on: July 09, 2011, 10:18:33 AM »
Quote from: GOBUCKS on July 09, 2011, 10:13:04 AM
If she were truly an abortionist's assistant, her income would be several times the average of those living in
her unpaved, sweltering trailer park, cheek-by-jowl in faded old single-wides.

She is as much an abortion nurse as DUmmy PCIntern is a dentist, or any of the DUmp democrats are decorated veterans.

That's all as likely as running into poor, stupid Beth at a Mensa meeting.

Yeah, I really doubt Ms. Ed is an abortionist's assistant, although it is possible she's the one who dumps the body into the incinerator, and lights it.

Or who cleans the office there.
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Re: DUmmy Husb2Sparkly Pulls Big Words From The Cat Litter
« Reply #9 on: July 09, 2011, 08:23:06 PM »
With every post on the internet ,the Stink bait manages to drop the total IQ of everyone online by 3000 points.
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Re: DUmmy Husb2Sparkly Pulls Big Words From The Cat Litter
« Reply #10 on: July 09, 2011, 09:15:38 PM »
Quote from: franksolich on July 09, 2011, 10:18:33 AM
Yeah, I really doubt Ms. Ed is an abortionist's assistant, although it is possible she's the one who dumps the body into the incinerator, and lights it.
I imagine the Planned Parenthood abattoirs in urban blue hellholes run their crematoria non-stop,
though EPA clean air regulations prevent nearby residents from seeing the smoke.
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Re: DUmmy Husb2Sparkly Pulls Big Words From The Cat Litter
« Reply #11 on: July 10, 2011, 09:34:02 AM »
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Horse with no Name  (1000+ posts)        Fri Jul-08-11 10:59 PM
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2. Agreed. My job is hard too. I knew that getting into it.
If I **** up, people can die.

Come on, you may have given a lot of happy endings in your time, but you're not THAT good.
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