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Man caught in adult store "attempting sexual relations" with blow up doll
« on: July 07, 2011, 07:38:27 AM »
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A Woodbridge man was caught and arrested in a bit of a compromising position early Tuesday morning.

Justin Dale Little Jim, 28, was charged with burglary, grand larceny and felony destruction of property after he was caught in the back room of an adult store "attempting sexual relations" with a blow-up doll, InsideNova.com reports.

“It’s sad because of our stuff is reasonably priced. Anyone can come in here and purchase it,” said Jerry Poe, the manager of MVC couples boutique.

Poe says the police dog took a bite out of little Jim when it found him.

InsideNova reports that police found the glass door of the MVP Late Night store in the 14500 block of Jefferson Davis Highway shattered at about 2:45 a.m. When they entered, police dogs led officers to a closet, where they found Little Jim and the doll.

Neighbors say Little Jim is an officer in the U.S. Army and a veterinarian at Fort Belvoir. Jay Loggins lives next door to Jim. He described the man as kind and polite, but said their neighborly dynamic would change now. ...
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Re: Man caught in adult store "attempting sexual relations" with blow up doll
« Reply #1 on: July 07, 2011, 08:21:54 AM »
"Attempting sexual relations with a blow-up doll?"

You mean he couldn't get it up beyond 0 psi?

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Re: Man caught in adult store "attempting sexual relations" with blow up doll
« Reply #2 on: July 07, 2011, 08:59:30 AM »
"Little Jim" is probably an appropriate description of his - uhhhhhh - well, you know.  :lmao:

And he's an officer in the Army? Not for long, I suspect. Since he's allegedly a veterinarian, I'd have suspected bestiality before plasticism.  :o
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Re: Man caught in adult store "attempting sexual relations" with blow up doll
« Reply #3 on: July 07, 2011, 09:11:07 AM »
I always thought Officers sucked...................oh well
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Re: Man caught in adult store "attempting sexual relations" with blow up doll
« Reply #4 on: July 07, 2011, 10:22:12 AM »
Was this one of the road trips that Frank neglected to tell us about?  :whistling:
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Re: Man caught in adult store "attempting sexual relations" with blow up doll
« Reply #5 on: July 07, 2011, 10:27:18 AM »
Quote from: namvet on July 07, 2011, 09:11:07 AM
I always thought Officers sucked...................oh well
Perhaps they have an inflated sense of their own importance.
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Re: Man caught in adult store "attempting sexual relations" with blow up doll
« Reply #6 on: July 07, 2011, 10:49:56 AM »
Hey! :mad:  You break it, you bought it.  No freebies.
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« Reply #7 on: July 07, 2011, 02:23:59 PM »
Awww, he must have a deflated ego.
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Re: Man caught in adult store "attempting sexual relations" with blow up doll
« Reply #8 on: July 07, 2011, 03:06:57 PM »
Little Jim, once in custody, decided to "zip' it and not comment.

 :whatever: :hyper:


These guys, I'll tell ya.    Rent a porno of something, jeez.
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Re: Man caught in adult store "attempting sexual relations" with blow up doll
« Reply #9 on: July 07, 2011, 04:19:08 PM »
the guy's a freakin' veterinarian, for chrissakes. Army officer.

He can kiss his career goodbye.

Well, OTOH, maybe he'll wanna lay a liplock on the blow-up doll.
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Re: Man caught in adult store "attempting sexual relations" with blow up doll
« Reply #10 on: July 07, 2011, 06:43:03 PM »
Dollophilia. So detestable. Must destroy the doll and person.  :fuelfire:
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Re: Man caught in adult store "attempting sexual relations" with blow up doll
« Reply #11 on: July 07, 2011, 07:04:15 PM »
They'll just rubber stamp this one and file it away.
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