From the linked article:
It was my research editor who told me it was completely nuts to willingly get ****ed at gunpoint. That's what she called me when I told her the story. We were drunk and in a karaoke bar, so at the time I came up with only a wounded face and a whiny, "I'm not completely nuuuuts!" Upon further consideration, a more explanative response probably would have been something like: Well. You had to be there.
Well, Ms. McClelland, no way in hell would I have WANTED to be there much less had to have been there.
You are a fruit loop who is a banana or two short of a bunch.
