Throw a can of DelMonte in with the brisket.
I still don't know what the primitive's problem is.
Okay, so she just had barbeque roast yesterday.
And she's mucked up this brisket.
Which she could convert into barbeque roast.
What's wrong with having BBQ roast two times in two days?
Another textbook example of the callousness of the primitives, who
really don't care that hundreds of millions in the world go to bed hungry at night, and are out of bed hungry during the day; people who'd give their right hand for some barbeque roast.
It's not like barbeque roast is haggis or lutefisk or something.