shout out to the primitives on Skins's island

[franksolich]

You know, I fully expected a primitive to shout out to us tonight, given the awesome flow of traffic today, the primitives swimming over here en masse to read the DUmpster.

I thought for sure that presaged a shout out from that side tonight, as that's the way it's gone in the past.

But alas no shout out from the primitives, despite that my fellow alum Skins, Lord Marblehead EarlG, and the elusive enigmatic Elad are off for the holiday weekend, and the moderators are stoned or drunk; it would've been a prime opportunity for the primitives to get away with breaking the rule.

The rule about not being able to mention us on Skins's island.

So it's necessary to turn the tables here, we shouting out to the primitives across the Abyss.

I have a lot of things I want to yell at the primitives about, but I'll let someone else get this going first.

[Revolution]

I just wanted the Primitives who reside on the Island to know that you are ****ed up. ****ed up beyond repair. You are in fact SOOOO ****ed up, that as you read this piece of writing-every sentence, every word, every letter, you anger will increase, your neck will redden, and your eyes will bulge out of your skull...and you won't even know why. You'll only know that you're pissed. Why? It is your most constant state of being. Your second most constant state is simply "inebriated". So here's to you, Primitives. Have a drink on me.

And then, well....

 

PS: Frank, they do have a plethora of time to get their shout outs in yet. Tomorrow, and Monday should provide an ample amount of time.

[USA4ME]

Personally, I'm looking forward to watching you try and push your 2012 campaign issues as though they can be taken seriously.  As it stands, all you have is based upon these:

1)  Bush was so bad that even Dear Leader couldn't correct it in 4 years and needs another 4,
2)  if Republicans had been in office the last 4 years it would have been worse,
3)  if Republicans are elected in 2012 it will get worse, and
4)  class warfare.

None of them are worth anything.

Unless Dear Leader can get gas down to $2.50/gallon AND food prices down 25-30% of what they are now AND unemployment below 5%, then all this talk about how things are all Bush's fault, or it could have been worse, or it will be worse if he doesn't win, or class warfare, is wasted effort.  So please, stay on message, because it's a sure loser.

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[JakeStyle]

Personally, I'm looking forward to watching you try and push your 2012 campaign issues as though they can be taken seriously.  As it stands, all you have is based upon these:

1)  Bush was so bad that even Dear Leader couldn't correct it in 4 years and needs another 4,
2)  if Republicans had been in office the last 4 years it would have been worse,
3)  if Republicans are elected in 2012 it will get worse, and
4)  class warfare.

None of them are worth anything.

Unless Dear Leader can get gas down to $2.50/gallon AND food prices down 25-30% of what they are now AND unemployment below 5%, then all this talk about how things are all Bush's fault, or it could have been worse, or it will be worse if he doesn't win, or class warfare, is wasted effort.  So please, stay on message, because it's a sure loser.

H5 that seems to sum it up.

[Duke Nukum]

Hey DUmmies! Happy Independence Day! God bless America!

[Boudicca]

Hey DUmmies! Happy Independence Day! God bless America!

Now you've done it.  Their unpatriotic, irreligious little minds are gonna explode all over DUmmyWorld.  And Skinsie is gonna come looking for us Cavers to mop up the mess come Tuesday morning.

[sybilll]

I'll pile on, and feel free to add:

(Hand over heart)  God Bless America, land that I love........................

[Tucker]

I'll pile on, and feel free to add:

(Hand over heart)  God Bless America, land that I love........................

As a vet, (Hand over heart) God Bless America, land that I love........................

[franksolich]

My country, right or wrong; may she always be in the right, but my country, right or wrong.

And an especial thanks to all those in the military, past and present, for their unconditional protection of us all (and others in the world) despite anyone's particular character or creed.

Think about it, primitives; those you despise are those protecting your freedom to despise them.

I myself couldn't do it; I'd be more selective about who I'd protect.

Which proves that those protecting us are more principled, more ethical, more Christian, than the rest of us.

Shove that up your rectal apertures and smoke it, primitives.

[franksolich]

Frank, they do have a plethora of time to get their shout outs in yet. Tomorrow, and Monday should provide an ample amount of time.

Last night, Saturday night, was the primitives' best chance to yell at us; I suppose there's a chance they may do it tonight, the eve of the holiday, but probably not as good a chance.

Last night was the primitives' golden opportunity to break the rule, what with the Big Three away for the holiday, and the moderators stoned or drunk; it's still the case today, but probably not as likely.

The best time is exactly at mid-point of a holiday weekend.

One can usually predict the primitives are going to shout out by the flow of traffic that happens here the preceding afternoon and evening.  In case anyone isn't aware of it, there were more primitives reading conservativecave on Saturday, than members.  Decent and civilized people were outnumbered 3-to-1 nearly all day long.

Of course, it is possible a shout out was missed, because someone on Skins's island zapped it the minute it was posted, and no one from this side was around to see it before it got deleted.  That's happened before, which is why it's always nice to have people watching Skins's island 24/7/365, to catch what gets zapped.

[Mr Mannn]

Here is a shout out to glinda and Jack Sprat, both of whom want to hang Republicans.
Sure DU, start your revolution, but this isn't an unarmed Europe. Your revolution will dramatically short.

And a shout out to all who want nationwide strikes...Ha!
And to all who support "Not one d**n Dime Day!" Sure taught us.
(If you aren't getting my drift, I'm laughing at how impotent you are.)

Look, maybe you can start a thread discussing the details of starting a revolution when you have moles who can talk like you, look like you, and have years of experience infiltrating you. The anarchists never caught the moles in their midst until people were arrested and their plans foiled. Don't think there are not new moles among you to replace them.

So happy 4th of July, DU. One day you may rise up from your basements, but that is not this day.

[JohnnyReb]

Here is a shout out to glinda and Jack Sprat, both of whom want to hang Republicans.
Sure DU, start your revolution, but this isn't an unarmed Europe. Your revolution will dramatically short.

And a shout out to all who want nationwide strikes...Ha!
And to all who support "Not one d**n Dime Day!" Sure taught us.
(If you aren't getting my drift, I'm laughing at how impotent you are.)

Look, maybe you can start a thread discussing the details of starting a revolution when you have moles who can talk like you, look like you, and have years of experience infiltrating you. The anarchists never caught the moles in their midst until people were arrested and their plans foiled. Don't think there are not new moles among you to replace them.

So happy 4th of July, DU. One day you may rise up from your basements, but that is not this day.

Revolution: One turn of the crankshaft.

[GOBUCKS]

Last night was the primitives' golden opportunity to break the rule, what with the Big Three away for the holiday, and the moderators stoned or drunk; it's still the case today, but probably not as likely.

Well, you have to consider that it isn't just the moderators who are stoned or drunk.
Remember, it's a weekend immediately following the monthly disbursement of taxpayer funds into the DUmmies' bank accounts.

On Friday, I wanted to replace a trolling motor battery in my boat. I went to WalMart, and was trapped in the midst of mayhem before realizing it was the first day of the month. The crush of business was like I've always supposed it must be on the day after Thanksgiving.

[jukin]

Do the DUches hate Christmas, Easter, or the Fourth more?

For the lurkers, please kindly pucker up and suck a wet shiny turd out of my asshole.  HAPPY FOURTH!!