If DUmmy Kentuck wants to be a serious contender for Top DUmmy, he is going to have to pace himself much better.
To paraphrase Kirk Lazarus's advice from "Tropic Thunder", everybody knows you never go full DUmbass.
Now that DUmmy Kentuck has put up this red-faced, bug-eyed, vein-popping, crazy diatribe, where does he go from here?
It's gonna be impossible to maintain the momentum.