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Go USA!!!! We're number One!!!! (Taverner)
« on: June 22, 2011, 09:06:14 AM »
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Taverner Donating Member (1000+ posts)  Journal Click to send private message to this author Click to view this author's profile Click to add this author to your buddy list Click to add this author to your Ignore list    Tue Jun-21-11 10:31 PM
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Go USA!!!! We're number One!!!! We're the best!!!!
   
Thank god we don't live in Europe where people have to SHARE health care!

Thank god we don't live in Europe where the government is more afraid of its people, than the people are afraid of their government!!!

Thank god we live in America, where we didn't descend from no ****ing monkeys, we were created out of dust just like Pastor Shitforbrains told me!!!

And thank god we live in America, where bullying is the character of foreign policy!!

USA! USA! USA!

Someone must have opened a vein this morning.  :whatever:

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Re: Go USA!!!! We're number One!!!! (Taverner)
« Reply #1 on: June 22, 2011, 09:12:20 AM »
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And thank god we live in America, where bullying is the character of foreign policy!!

Another reason you shouldn't vote for 0bummer in 2012.  But I'm sure you'll hold your nose and do it anyway you ****ing sheep. :whatever:
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Re: Go USA!!!! We're number One!!!! (Taverner)
« Reply #2 on: June 22, 2011, 09:19:28 AM »
For a group that strives for collectivism and is in constant search for consensus, the attitudes of the left certainly give decent and civilized people every reason to never want to join them.

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Re: Go USA!!!! We're number One!!!! (Taverner)
« Reply #3 on: June 22, 2011, 09:22:37 AM »
Across the street, Taverner, not down the center of the road.  Try not to screw that up too.

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Re: Go USA!!!! We're number One!!!! (Taverner)
« Reply #4 on: June 22, 2011, 09:30:04 AM »
Not sure what the point of the OP was, but you should read the thread.  They look like rabid wasps, blindly slamming around the nest. 

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Re: Go USA!!!! We're number One!!!! (Taverner)
« Reply #5 on: June 22, 2011, 10:00:04 AM »
Not sure what the point of the OP was, but you should read the thread.  They look like rabid wasps, blindly slamming around the nest. 

They honestly thought 2008 was winning a lottery and O would take care of all their wishes and wants. :mental:

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Re: Go USA!!!! We're number One!!!! (Taverner)
« Reply #6 on: June 22, 2011, 10:27:48 AM »
Why doesn't the DUchebag move to europe?

I would suggest Greece.
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Re: Go USA!!!! We're number One!!!! (Taverner)
« Reply #7 on: June 22, 2011, 12:08:59 PM »
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Taverner Donating Member (1000+ posts)     Tue Jun-21-11 10:31 PM
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Go USA!!!! We're number One!!!! We're the best!!!!
   
Thank god we don't live in Europe where people have to SHARE health care!

Thank god we don't live in Europe where the government is more afraid of its people, than the people are afraid of their government!!!

Thank god we live in America, where we didn't descend from no ****ing monkeys, we were created out of dust just like Pastor Shitforbrains told me!!!

And thank god we live in America, where bullying is the character of foreign policy!!

USA! USA! USA!

Your impotent thrashing and wailing is like sweet music to my ears, Taverner.  What can I do to help prolong your misery?
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Re: Go USA!!!! We're number One!!!! (Taverner)
« Reply #8 on: June 22, 2011, 12:22:36 PM »
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Thank god we live in America, where we didn't descend from no ****ing monkeys, we were created out of dust just like Pastor Shitforbrains told me!!!

Last time I checked a large part of the world was religious, not just America. And thanks for insulting the monkeys, comparing you to them.

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Re: Go USA!!!! We're number One!!!! (Taverner)
« Reply #9 on: June 22, 2011, 08:02:07 PM »
Taverner, why don't you get a job? Next time you're in Starbucks, maybe you can them for a job application? :bird:
You may have to put down the bong though, in case they do drug testing. :wink:

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Re: Go USA!!!! We're number One!!!! (Taverner)
« Reply #10 on: June 22, 2011, 08:05:04 PM »
Taverner, why don't you get a job? Next time you're in Starbucks, maybe you can them for a job application? :bird:
You may have to put down the bong though, in case they do drug testing. :wink:

Our closest Starbucks shut down the other day.  I'm starting to wonder if Taverner lives in my neighborhood and totally stank up the place.
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Re: Go USA!!!! We're number One!!!! (Taverner)
« Reply #11 on: June 22, 2011, 08:10:31 PM »
Our closest Starbucks shut down the other day.  I'm starting to wonder if Taverner lives in my neighborhood and totally stank up the place.
I wouldn't doubt it. :-)

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Re: Go USA!!!! We're number One!!!! (Taverner)
« Reply #12 on: June 22, 2011, 08:20:13 PM »
Thank god we don't live in Europe where they invented socialism, national socialism, Marxism, eugenics, collectivism, gonorrhea, syphilis, and cubism. Oh, and the whole concept of "world war."
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Re: Go USA!!!! We're number One!!!! (Taverner)
« Reply #13 on: June 22, 2011, 08:53:10 PM »
I can't figure out why anyone would call them anti American.  :whatever:

I may not lock my doors while sitting at a red light and a black man is near, but I sure as hell grab on tight to my wallet when any democrats are close by.

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Re: Go USA!!!! We're number One!!!! (Taverner)
« Reply #14 on: June 22, 2011, 08:58:46 PM »
Taverner must have found out we have a contest over here for DOTY.  Since he's never won an award in his life, he's found a contest where he might actually excel and be a great competitor.  He sure is the consummate liberal with his obvious anger issues. 

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Re: Go USA!!!! We're number One!!!! (Taverner)
« Reply #15 on: June 22, 2011, 09:01:00 PM »
Taverner must have found out we have a contest over here for DOTY.  Since he's never won an award in his life, he's found a contest where he might actually excel and be a great competitor.  He sure is the consummate liberal with his obvious anger issues. 

The election for DOTY is rigged anyway, Diebold does the counting.  :-)
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Re: Go USA!!!! We're number One!!!! (Taverner)
« Reply #16 on: June 22, 2011, 09:02:29 PM »
The election for DOTY is rigged anyway, Diebold does the counting.  :-)

Nuh uh.  franksolich does the counting.

He's even worse.  O-)
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Re: Go USA!!!! We're number One!!!! (Taverner)
« Reply #17 on: June 22, 2011, 09:21:06 PM »
Taverner=douchebag
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Re: Go USA!!!! We're number One!!!! (Taverner)
« Reply #18 on: June 23, 2011, 03:20:54 AM »
Last time I checked a large part of the world was religious, not just America. And thanks for insulting the monkeys, comparing you to them.

I'll bet most DUmmies aspire to be more like monkeys.

It would be an improvement.  At least, you can train a monkey to do SOMETHING.
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