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How about Three Wishes? (MrScorpio)
« on: June 16, 2011, 11:32:56 AM »
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MrScorpio Donating Member (1000+ posts)  Journal Click to send private message to this author Click to view this author's profile Click to add this author to your buddy list Click to add this author to your Ignore list    Thu Jun-16-11 09:24 AM
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How about Three Wishes?   Updated at 6:43 PM
   
Make 'em good… You only have three.

1, Replacing subservience to corporate and crony capitalistic domination with democracy.

2. The removal of our permanent wartime economy with a permanent peacetime economy

3. A society codified and dedicated to social justice for all

I'm done bring over bonfires i promise. DUmp is just too good today.

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Re: How about Three Wishes? (MrScorpio)
« Reply #1 on: June 16, 2011, 11:34:53 AM »
What the hell does any of that even mean?
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Re: How about Three Wishes? (MrScorpio)
« Reply #2 on: June 16, 2011, 11:35:33 AM »
Uh oh.

The dorkio primitive's suggesting something here.

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A society codified.....

The dorkio primitive, obviously, wants to identify, assort, and segregate us according to certain characteristics.

That seems rather odd, coming from the dorkio primitive.
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Re: How about Three Wishes? (MrScorpio)
« Reply #3 on: June 16, 2011, 11:39:10 AM »
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unionworks (23 posts)      Thu Jun-16-11 09:27 AM
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1. Missing Bill
God, I miss Bill

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Re: How about Three Wishes? (MrScorpio)
« Reply #4 on: June 16, 2011, 11:44:48 AM »
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3. A society codified and dedicated to social justice for all

Code words for redistributing wealth so that everyone is equally miserable.

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Re: How about Three Wishes? (MrScorpio)
« Reply #5 on: June 16, 2011, 11:46:27 AM »
What the hell does any of that even mean?

I'll translate:

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How about Three Wishes?   Updated at 6:43 PM
   
Make 'em good… You only have three.

1, :jerkit:

2. :jerkit:

3. :jerkit: :jerkit:

Better?
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Re: How about Three Wishes? (MrScorpio)
« Reply #6 on: June 16, 2011, 11:55:01 AM »
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mmonk  (1000+ posts)        Thu Jun-16-11 09:31 AM
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2.  We have to reinvent society to meet our needs under the current dictatorship of monied elites and the mic until change comes.

What a bunch of smelly hot air.  We don't have to do anything you say, DUmmie.

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NV Whino  (1000+ posts)      Thu Jun-16-11 09:35 AM
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2. I wish this were a Democratic Socialist political system, which would probably be a major step to solving all the rest of my (unnamed) wishes.

There you have it.  Leeches and parasites.

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Re: How about Three Wishes? (MrScorpio)
« Reply #7 on: June 16, 2011, 11:59:36 AM »
MrScorpio's list sounds like Wishadoo's mission statement.

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Re: How about Three Wishes? (MrScorpio)
« Reply #8 on: June 16, 2011, 12:02:18 PM »
1. Dummies die in a fire

2.Dummies die in a fire.

3. Dummies die in a fire.
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Re: How about Three Wishes? (MrScorpio)
« Reply #9 on: June 16, 2011, 12:03:25 PM »
1. Dummies die in a fire

2.Dummies die in a fire.

3. Dummies die in a fire.

My list too, but thank you for saying it for me.

franksolich has to keep up appearances for the primitives, remember.
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Re: How about Three Wishes? (MrScorpio)
« Reply #10 on: June 16, 2011, 12:12:28 PM »
Your welcome Frank. I'm am getting to a point, with all this "angst" from the Primitives, where I just don't give a shit. They seem to be going over the edge, and I don't mind giving the cart a push.
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Re: How about Three Wishes? (MrScorpio)
« Reply #11 on: June 16, 2011, 12:16:13 PM »
Too good not to mess with a little bit more.
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3. My three
 1. I wish Obama were really the progressive liberal communist we all want him to be.
2. I wish this were a Democratic Socialist communist political system, which would probably be a major step to solving all the rest of my (unnamed) wishes.
3. Environmentally sustainable energy practices restrictions world wide.

and of course, whirled peas piss.
So-called "progessive liberal socialist" is just rebanding the correct term, communist.
After all, sanitary engineer sounds better than garbageman.
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Re: How about Three Wishes? (MrScorpio)
« Reply #12 on: June 16, 2011, 12:28:31 PM »
What the hell does any of that even mean?

Gimme yo monay!
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Re: How about Three Wishes? (MrScorpio)
« Reply #13 on: June 16, 2011, 01:08:13 PM »
I'll play:

1. Palin wins the presidency

2. She picks Allen West for VP

3. She makes Bachmann AG and Cain her main economic adviser.

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Re: How about Three Wishes? (MrScorpio)
« Reply #14 on: June 16, 2011, 01:26:31 PM »
1- MOO-hammed the profit had never lived.

2- Karl Marx had never lived.

3- Obama's mama had gotten an abortion.
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Re: How about Three Wishes? (MrScorpio)
« Reply #15 on: June 16, 2011, 02:21:09 PM »
The boy primitive got his 3 from a blog or something.  There's no way that dimwit came up with those on his own.

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Re: How about Three Wishes? (MrScorpio)
« Reply #16 on: June 16, 2011, 02:25:40 PM »
The boy primitive got his 3 from a blog or something.  There's no way that dimwit came up with those on his own.

It was probably a lucky guess, a shot in the dark, that the dorkio primitive picked "three" as the number, which of course turned out correct.  He could've just as well picked "two" or "forty-one," but was lucky.
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Re: How about Three Wishes? (MrScorpio)
« Reply #17 on: June 16, 2011, 08:48:51 PM »
The boy primitive got his 3 from a blog or something.  There's no way that dimwit came up with those on his own.
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Re: How about Three Wishes? (MrScorpio)
« Reply #18 on: June 17, 2011, 08:32:39 AM »
What the hell does any of that even mean?

Remember how the USSR used to look, with everything drab, all "apartments" the same, everyone eating the same food...if they could stand in the line long enough? Something like that. Everyone equal.....and equally miserable.

Every place this shit is tried by idiots with this thought process becomes a shithole when it becomes the state system.
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Re: How about Three Wishes? (MrScorpio)
« Reply #19 on: June 17, 2011, 09:57:07 AM »
Remember how the USSR used to look, with everything drab, all "apartments" the same, everyone eating the same food...if they could stand in the line long enough? Something like that. Everyone equal.....and equally miserable.

Every place this shit is tried by idiots with this thought process becomes a shithole when it becomes the state system.


Exactly, yet the DIMwits here (US) will still expound the "virtues" of Socialism once again proving that Liberalism is a mental disease.
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Re: How about Three Wishes? (MrScorpio)
« Reply #20 on: June 17, 2011, 11:00:34 AM »
I only need two:

1. DUmmies eat shit;

2. DUmmies die.
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