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DUmmie Funnies: DUmmies throw their Weiner under the bus!
« on: June 08, 2011, 09:18:47 PM »
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Do the DUmmies have ANY moral standards at all? Sometimes you wonder. But the news today--reported in this THREAD, "Weiner’s Wife Is PREGNANT"--have even the Undergrounders shaking their head. Many of them are ready to throw their Weiner under the bus!

So let us drop in on the Weiner Roast, in Red Hot Red, while the commentary of your humble guest correspondent, Charles Henrickson, nominating Anthony Weiner to succeed John Edwards as Father of the Year, is in the [brackets]:

Weiner’s Wife Is PREGNANT

[Well, at least it works!]

But none of it relates to his voting record.

[As long as he's for socialism and abortion, nothing else matters.]

Weiner posts are taking up way too much space. . . .

[Size matters.]

I find Weiner creepy and far beyond my (what many would consider Atheist) limits. . . .

[Weiner even disgusts the godless!]

This is my first Wiener post. Weiner posts are taking up way too much space at DU.

[Thanx! You just added to it!]

I just send some healing consciousness their way (i.e. prayed)

[Don't say the "p" word! Now send some white light too! PRAISE Gaia!]

Not our business.

For Pete's sake. Is this your response to every single item of human interest?


[For Tweet's sake, it's a HUMA interest story!]

F***all, when it rains it pours no?

[Some would say it's a . . . oh, perfect storm, of sorts.]

I was hoping that we could talk about the cost of health care. . . .

[Weiner may need some, after Huma gets done with him.]

And somehow all this panty sniffing is for her good, right?

[DUmmie Beth Ferrari thinks panty sniffing stinks.]

We all live within our own bubbles; some much smaller, others more sad.

["Tiny bubbles . . . On the Weiner . . . Make me sadder . . . Make me feel meaner. . . ." Thank you, Don Ho.]

Some have large and perceptually positive bubbles. . . .

[Size matters.]

I also hope he remains in Congress and I feel certain the people of NY will reelect him as the American people tend to not particularly like witch hunts as the Clinton and Rangel episodes demonstrated.

[Immorality is a resume enhancer in Democrat districts.]

There are levels of betrayal, and being cheated on while pregnant ranks near the top (I think the top would be if one of his porn buddies announced that she is pregnant too).

[Tony the Tiger is aiming for John Edwardsdom.]
http://dummiefunnies.blogspot.com/2011/06/weiners-wife-is-pregnant-dummies-throw.html


And it goes on and on and on like that, with one DUmmy wondering if they were in an "open" relationship.  I'm going to guess the answer to that question is "no", but these are liberal Democrats, so anything goes.
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