Senator questions benefits to ‘adult baby’

[vesta111]

I never saw this so I guess my topic got merged...no big deal

I think what we all missed is the fact that the government will pay people to stay at home because of a fetish.  This is nothing more then a sexual fetish, the gentleman gets off on becoming for a few minutes a day a baby. 

My sex life is a mess without leather sheets that I cannot afford, My sex life is who and what I am, I need to buy boys 19 years old to be satisfied and without my government check I am shit out of luck.

How can I work if my sexual needs are not satisfied.    To expect me to work an 8 hour day 5 days a week ----Horny as hell---this is torture.  I cannot go 3 hours with out a blow job, this is a physical and mental problem that makes it impossible to work.

This is a disability and the government should pay me twice the amount of anyone working for minimun wages, yup, they made the rules I am doing nothing wrong by following them.---I pay my taxes and deserve the same as others do.

Woman, I have had this fear of feathers since I was 6 years old and saw a chicken beheaded.  Horrid, feathes went flying, the chickens head kept moving its mouth and the body kept moving sending feathers into the air.  There is no way I can work as there are feathers Everywhere. I now shoot all   

Man, I cannot work as at a young age I was with my Grandpa when he died, today anytime I see anyone over the age of 50 I flash back to Grandpa and his death, all old people put me in a panic mode.

Woman, I was molested by a neighbor who had piercing blue eyes, anytime I see some man with the same color eyes I faint on the spot.

None of things are the fault of the people  and as  long as they get a free ride they are fine.   To cut off he benefits means the people will either die, or get up and find a way to survive on their own with their disabilities .


I need disability, I cannot climax sexuality unless I am in Hawaii at a resort. Not my fault the governmet owes it to me to to give me the same benefits they do to the blind or Amputes. 

 

[Chris_]

I need disability, I cannot climax sexuality unless I am in Hawaii at a resort. Not my fault the governmet owes it to me to to give me the same benefits they do to the blind or Amputes. 

 

[debk]

Dear Senators Frank and Boxter.

My hips are too wide for the rest of my body shape.

I think the government should pay for me to have surgery, to remove bone in my pelvis and make my hips smaller.

Or else pay me disability for my chronic depression caused by my too wide hips.

I will take either one.

I do think it's important to note, that though the surgery will be very expensive and the recovery very painful - during which I should receive compensation for having to deal with chronic pain that should last about 18 months - it the long run, it will be cheaper than paying me SSI for my chronic depression and my presciption pills necessary to allow me to get out of bed once or twice an hour, to go to the refridgerator and the bathroom, for the next 20-30 years left of my remaining - and anticipated - life span.

Please, I beg of you, put my request at the top of your "To Do" list.

I would like to have the surgery as soon as possible as I would like to go to Italy to this lovely little nude beach, this winter...with the monies that I receive for my pain and suffering after my surgery. Perhaps you could also see fit to add in enough additional monies to provide for a face lift and boobie lift, so I don't look like the little old lady from the Playboy cartoons, when I go to the nude beach. I would like to be a fine - I say FINE - ambassador-like person to Italy to show what good works our democratically elected officials can accomplish for their loyal citizenry.   

If you decide to give me the SSI instead, I would like it as soon as possible too, in order to take advantage of the low prices of current homes and purchase a house with a master on the main level, with a very large Jacuzzi tub and a fireplace in the master bath so that I can take bubble baths in a harmonious atmosphere. If you find enough extra monies, I would also like a 54" flat screen in both my bedroom and my bathroom, as I must watch the "Housewives of New Jersey" and "Reno911" to help boost my ever deepening depression. A personal chef,  3 or 4 times, a week to insure that I get proper nutrition, as determined by Mrs Obama, would also be effective in helping me to co-exist with my depression.   

Though I do not reside in either of your states, I know that I can count on you to help me, because my Senators Alexander and Corker, are too busy with funding those nasty little wars and ruining President Obama's healthcare plan.

Thank you for your prompt attention to my needs.

Your most loyal supporter,
Debk.

[Eupher]

Brilliant, Deb! 

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Unfortunately, too many Americans think EXACTLY like you just wrote.

[debk]

Brilliant, Deb! 

h5

Unfortunately, too many Americans think EXACTLY like you just wrote.

Thanks....

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