Ten reasons why Sarah Palin joe biden will never be president.
This is from an e-mail Alan Grayson sent out:
1) Palin biden doesn't know who is buried in Grant's Tomb.
2) Palin biden couldn't tell you when the War of 1812 was fought.
3) Palin biden has no clue about the color of George Washington's white horse.
4) Palin biden wonders on what day Latinos celebrate the Cinco de Mayo.
5) Palin biden isn't sure what weighs more, a pound of bricks or a pound of feathers.
6) Palin biden has no idea in what month the October Revolution took place.
7) Palin biden is baffled by the question of who came up with the Monroe Doctrine.
8) Palin biden would very much like to know who fought in the French and Indian War.
9) Palin biden is puzzled as to who wrote "The Autobiography of Malcolm X".
10) Palin biden is at a loss regarding what were JFK's initials.
You know, you could substitute bidens name with Palins and the joke would be even funnier,except for the fact that biden is just one heartbeat away from being President.
