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Merry Fitzmas to all
« on: May 12, 2011, 11:48:24 AM »
Damn, I'm slow today.

Today's the fifth anniversary of Fitzmas.

http://www.google.com/search?client=firefox-a&rls=org.mozilla%3Aen-US%3Aofficial&channel=s&hl=en&source=hp&biw=1014&bih=543&q=24%2Bbusiness%2Bhours&btnG=Google+Search

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For those who don't know, Fitzmas, the famous non-Indictment of Karl Rove on May 6, 2006, was one of the three most-cataclysmic events to discombobulate the primitives on Skins's island, when the Bostonian Drunkard made a foul ass of himself.


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Re: Merry Fitzmas to all
« Reply #1 on: May 12, 2011, 11:50:10 AM »
Note: the non-Indictment of Karl Rove was on May 6, 2006.

But it was on May 12, 2006, after the indictment didn't happen, that Skins's island blew up.
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Milo Yiannopoulos "It has been obvious since 2016 that Trump carries an anointing of some kind. My American friends, are you so blind to reason, and deaf to Heaven? Can he do all this, and cannot get a crown? This man is your King. Coronate him, and watch every devil shriek, and every demon howl."

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Re: Merry Fitzmas to all
« Reply #2 on: May 12, 2011, 12:02:26 PM »
Wow. The term "business hours" is already five years old?

Where does the time go?
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Re: Merry Fitzmas to all
« Reply #3 on: May 12, 2011, 12:03:26 PM »
Quote from: Splashdown on May 12, 2011, 12:02:26 PM
Wow. The term "business hours" is already five years old?

Where does the time go?

I know, time sure does fly, doesn't it?
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Re: Merry Fitzmas to all
« Reply #4 on: May 12, 2011, 12:06:30 PM »
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Re: Merry Fitzmas to all
« Reply #5 on: May 12, 2011, 12:11:05 PM »
Okay, P-J Comix just recently posted his fifth anniversary Fitzmas special, today's DUmmie FUnnies.

http://www.freerepublic.com/focus/f-bloggers/2718740/posts
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Milo Yiannopoulos "It has been obvious since 2016 that Trump carries an anointing of some kind. My American friends, are you so blind to reason, and deaf to Heaven? Can he do all this, and cannot get a crown? This man is your King. Coronate him, and watch every devil shriek, and every demon howl."

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Re: Merry Fitzmas to all
« Reply #6 on: May 12, 2011, 12:45:51 PM »
Quote from: Splashdown on May 12, 2011, 12:02:26 PM
Wow. The term "business hours" is already five years old?

Where does the time go?

Seems like it happened just yesterday.
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Re: Merry Fitzmas to all
« Reply #7 on: May 12, 2011, 12:53:23 PM »
Quote from: franksolich on May 12, 2011, 12:03:26 PM
I know, time sure does fly, doesn't it?
Business time sure does.
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Re: Merry Fitzmas to all
« Reply #8 on: May 12, 2011, 01:54:06 PM »
Quote from: GOBUCKS on May 12, 2011, 12:53:23 PM
Business time sure does.

Timex doesn't keep business hours.
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Re: Merry Fitzmas to all
« Reply #9 on: May 12, 2011, 03:25:01 PM »
Quote from: JohnnyReb on May 12, 2011, 01:54:06 PM
Timex doesn't keep business hours.

Neither does Casio.
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Re: Merry Fitzmas to all
« Reply #10 on: May 12, 2011, 03:54:25 PM »
Merry Fitzmas!  In reviewing PJ Comix's treatment, he had a Twelve Days of Christmas work up, including this

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Re: Merry Fitzmas to all
« Reply #11 on: May 12, 2011, 04:01:13 PM »
Any comment on the anniversary from the DUmmies yet?

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Re: Merry Fitzmas to all
« Reply #12 on: May 12, 2011, 04:06:33 PM »
Quote from: Ralph Wiggum on May 12, 2011, 04:01:13 PM
Any comment on the anniversary from the DUmmies yet?
I haven't seen any, but it wasn't the DUmp's finest hour.
Come to think of it, the DUmp hasn't had a fine hour.
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Re: Merry Fitzmas to all
« Reply #13 on: May 12, 2011, 08:32:16 PM »
Thanks frank!

Grazie frank!
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Re: Merry Fitzmas to all
« Reply #14 on: May 13, 2011, 01:42:20 AM »
Merry Fitzmas to all, and to all a good 24 business hours.
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Re: Merry Fitzmas to all
« Reply #15 on: May 13, 2011, 07:30:08 AM »
Does anybody know if the Bostonian Drunkard ever showed up on Skins's island yesterday, Fitzmas?

I didn't the greasy squalid pompous ass myself, but I don't see everything.

One wonders if any primitives noted the anniversary.
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Re: Merry Fitzmas to all
« Reply #16 on: May 13, 2011, 11:22:54 AM »
Quote from: franksolich on May 13, 2011, 07:30:08 AM
Does anybody know if the Bostonian Drunkard ever showed up on Skins's island yesterday, Fitzmas?

I didn't the greasy squalid pompous ass myself, but I don't see everything.

One wonders if any primitives noted the anniversary.
The last sighting of the Plagiarist Pitt was on Fitzmas Eve, when he was moaning about bin Laden's bloody end:

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A segment of the population called into question the cold-blooded manner of the terrorist mastermind's dispatch, and, of course, a segment of the population simply refused to believe it had happened at all... The manner in which we arrived at the moment may have been unworthy, as some have suggested, but the facts of aftermath remain for all to see.

Fine and good. Let's take that feeling and run with it, for by God and sonny Jesus, we still have so much to do right here in America.

By the way, the DUmmy Plagiarist Pitt plagiarized that blasphemous phrase above from some obscure musical group:
http://www.myspace.com/bygodandsonnyjesus
Or maybe a blogger:
http://thethingsweknow.blogspot.com/2007/07/i-swear-by-god-and-sonny-jesus.html


If you search, you can find the original source of nearly everything the drunkard posts.
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Re: Merry Fitzmas to all
« Reply #17 on: May 13, 2011, 11:31:51 AM »
Quote from: GOBUCKS on May 13, 2011, 11:22:54 AM
The last sighting of the Plagiarist Pitt was on Fitzmas Eve, when he was moaning about bin Laden's bloody end:

By the way, the DUmmy Plagiarist Pitt plagiarized that blasphemous phrase above from some obscure musical group:
http://www.myspace.com/bygodandsonnyjesus
Or maybe a blogger:
http://thethingsweknow.blogspot.com/2007/07/i-swear-by-god-and-sonny-jesus.html


If you search, you can find the original source of nearly everything the drunkard posts.

One of Wee Willie's currently active writing idols is Bill Simmons, a columnist for ESPN.  I don't particularly care for Simmons (maybe partially because he writes extensively about the NBA), but the Pittster has quite the man-crush on him.
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Re: Merry Fitzmas to all
« Reply #18 on: May 13, 2011, 11:49:10 AM »
I'll always remember our first Fitzmas together.

We should have annual Fitzmas specials and poems and stuff.

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T'was the night before Fitmas and all through the DUmp
Not a creature was stirring not even the Las Vegas Lump

All the articles were posted, in the GD forum with care
In the hopes an indictment, soon would be there

The moonbats had snuggled, up with their bongs
With dreams of marching in Berkley, marching in throngs

My partner in his/her/it's kerchief, and I in my cap
Were discussing which one had given, the other The Clap

When Pitt fell from his barstool with o' such a clatter
I dropped my government check to see what was the matter

Wee Willie Winky was shouting, shouting with glee,
"The Rove! The Rove! Rove is done and we shall all soon be free!"

I asked him to say how, and I asked him to say when.
"It doesn't matter! It's ten dollars you must send!"

Was this a scam or was it some cruel ruse?
"No, no good friend. I just need me some more booze!"

"What of the indictment?" I asked beginning to sour.
He replied, "in 24...er...but that would be by the business hour."

The hours came and the hours went.
My hopes were dashed, crashed, crushed and just spent.

So I went back to bed, once again Bush's slave
The turned to my partner and said, "One of us needs to shave."
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Re: Merry Fitzmas to all
« Reply #19 on: May 13, 2011, 11:57:10 AM »
Quote from: SGT Snuggle Bunny on May 13, 2011, 11:49:10 AM
I'll always remember our first Fitzmas together.

We should have annual Fitzmas specials and poems and stuff.

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T'was the night before Fitmas and all through the DUmp
Not a creature was stirring not even the Las Vegas Lump

All the articles were posted, in the GD forum with care
In the hopes an indictment, soon would be there

The moonbats had snuggled, up with their bongs
With dreams of marching in Berkley, marching in throngs

My partner in his/her/it's kerchief, and I in my cap
Were discussing which one had given, the other The Clap

When Pitt fell from his barstool with o' such a clatter
I dropped my government check to see what was the matter

Wee Willie Winky was shouting, shouting with glee,
"The Rove! The Rove! Rove is done and we shall all soon be free!"

I asked him to say how, and I asked him to say when.
"It doesn't matter! It's ten dollars you must send!"

Was this a scam or was it some cruel ruse?
"No, no good friend. I just need me some more booze!"

"What of the indictment?" I asked beginning to sour.
He replied, "in 24...er...but that would be by the business hour."

The hours came and the hours went.
My hopes were dashed, crashed, crushed and just spent.

So I went back to bed, once again Bush's slave
The turned to my partner and said, "One of us needs to shave."

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Re: Merry Fitzmas to all
« Reply #20 on: May 13, 2011, 12:47:51 PM »
Quote from: SGT Snuggle Bunny on May 13, 2011, 11:49:10 AM
I'll always remember our first Fitzmas together.

We should have annual Fitzmas specials and poems and stuff.

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T'was the night before Fitmas and all through the DUmp
Not a creature was stirring not even the Las Vegas Lump

All the articles were posted, in the GD forum with care
In the hopes an indictment, soon would be there

The moonbats had snuggled, up with their bongs
With dreams of marching in Berkley, marching in throngs

My partner in his/her/it's kerchief, and I in my cap
Were discussing which one had given, the other The Clap

When Pitt fell from his barstool with o' such a clatter
I dropped my government check to see what was the matter

Wee Willie Winky was shouting, shouting with glee,
"The Rove! The Rove! Rove is done and we shall all soon be free!"

I asked him to say how, and I asked him to say when.
"It doesn't matter! It's ten dollars you must send!"

Was this a scam or was it some cruel ruse?
"No, no good friend. I just need me some more booze!"

"What of the indictment?" I asked beginning to sour.
He replied, "in 24...er...but that would be by the business hour."

The hours came and the hours went.
My hopes were dashed, crashed, crushed and just spent.

So I went back to bed, once again Bush's slave
The turned to my partner and said, "One of us needs to shave."

:lmao: :lmao: :lmao:

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Re: Merry Fitzmas to all
« Reply #21 on: May 13, 2011, 12:58:22 PM »
Excellent!
One small edit:
"One of us needs to shave~"

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Re: Merry Fitzmas to all
« Reply #22 on: May 13, 2011, 03:37:17 PM »
Merry Fitzmas to All, and may all your indictments be measured in business hours.  :-)



(BTW I was indicted once and it must have been in business hours because it's been 9 years and still nothing.  O-) )
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Re: Merry Fitzmas to all
« Reply #23 on: May 15, 2011, 10:38:11 AM »


I borrowed that one from Freeper bcsco.

Has it been 24 business hours yet?
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