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That Michelle Bachmann is a Moron!
« on: June 30, 2011, 11:06:26 AM »
Did I say Bachmann?

I'm sorry, I meant Dick(less) Durbin.

Here he is addressing a brood of illegals:

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“When I look around this room, I see America’s future. Our doctors, our teachers, our nurses, our engineers, our scientists, our soldiers, our Congressman, our Senators and maybe our President.”

http://www.cnsnews.com/news/article/durbin-maybe-illegal-alien-will-become-p

Yeah, about that:

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“No Person except a natural born Citizen, or a Citizen of the United States, at the time of the Adoption of this Constitution, shall be eligible to the Office of President.”

So which is worse: flubbing the podunk birthplace of a celebrity with that of a notorious serial killer or pandering to the vaginal droppings of a bunch of criminals sucking on the taxpayer teat and totally ****ing up constitutional law?
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Re: That Michelle Bachmann is a Moron!
« Reply #1 on: June 30, 2011, 11:13:44 AM »
Durbin the Turban is an embarassment not just to the Senate, but the entire country.  He is more emo than a Goth girl with PMS, and has even stupider ideas than one to boot.
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Re: That Michelle Bachmann is a Moron!
« Reply #2 on: June 30, 2011, 11:28:35 AM »
Liberal "logic" is as shaky as a 3-legged Chihuahua with Parkinson's.
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Re: That Michelle Bachmann is a Moron!
« Reply #3 on: June 30, 2011, 12:09:37 PM »
Quote from: SGT Snuggle Bunny on June 30, 2011, 11:06:26 AM
Did I say Bachmann?

I'm sorry, I meant Dick(less) Durbin.

Here he is addressing a brood of illegals:

http://www.cnsnews.com/news/article/durbin-maybe-illegal-alien-will-become-p

Yeah, about that:

So which is worse: flubbing the podunk birthplace of a celebrity with that of a notorious serial killer or pandering to the vaginal droppings of a bunch of criminals sucking on the taxpayer teat and totally ****ing up constitutional law?
Maybe he knows more about Obama than the rest of us and was just stating fact?
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Re: That Michelle Bachmann is a Moron!
« Reply #4 on: June 30, 2011, 01:20:05 PM »
Quote from: NHSparky on June 30, 2011, 11:28:35 AM
Liberal "logic" is as shaky as a 3-legged Chihuahua with Parkinson's.


 :lmao:

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