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Offline Ptarmigan

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Osama's family gave me two rabbits as a present, says 12-year-old neighbour
« on: May 03, 2011, 07:24:37 PM »
Osama's family gave me two rabbits as a present, says 12-year-old neighbour
http://www.thisislondon.co.uk/standard/article-23946299-osamas-family-gave-me-two-rabbits-as-a-present-says-12-year-old-neighbour.do

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Zarar told how the family had even given him a gift of two rabbits during one of his visits to the $1 million home. He said: "I used to go to their house. He had two wives, one spoke Arabic, and the other one spoke Urdu. They had three children, a girl and two boys. They gave me two rabbits.

Osama bin Laden loves rabbits. So rabbits are in cahoots with terrorists. More proof that God does indeed hate bunnies and will punish them in a violent manner. That includes their crimes in the Great Ptarmigan/Rabbit War.


Bin Laden's sodomite terrorist God hating sould damning rabbits.



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So, who is the terrorist now? It is the bunnies. Bunnies are nature's freaks.
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Re: Osama's family gave me two rabbits as a present, says 12-year-old neighbour
« Reply #1 on: May 03, 2011, 07:33:54 PM »
I just heard on MSNBC that the bunnies were a source of intelligence that helped to track bin Laden.
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Re: Osama's family gave me two rabbits as a present, says 12-year-old neighbour
« Reply #2 on: May 03, 2011, 09:24:53 PM »
Quote from: Ptarmigan on May 03, 2011, 07:24:37 PM
Osama bin Laden loves rabbits. So rabbits are in cahoots with terrorists.

They were held as captives.

You on the other hand are a tool for Jimmy Carter.

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Re: Osama's family gave me two rabbits as a present, says 12-year-old neighbour
« Reply #3 on: May 03, 2011, 10:24:24 PM »
Quote from: SGT Snuggle Bunny on May 03, 2011, 09:24:53 PM
They were held as captives.

You on the other hand are a tool for Jimmy Carter.



Sure. They were captives. Rabbits are willing accomplices. I am not tool for Jimmy Carter.
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Re: Osama's family gave me two rabbits as a present, says 12-year-old neighbour
« Reply #4 on: May 04, 2011, 10:50:48 AM »
Uh oh.

I think they're mobilizing.

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Re: Osama's family gave me two rabbits as a present, says 12-year-old neighbour
« Reply #5 on: May 04, 2011, 05:01:25 PM »
Quote from: redwhit on May 04, 2011, 10:50:48 AM
Uh oh.

I think they're mobilizing.



They're breeding like rabbits!
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Re: Osama's family gave me two rabbits as a present, says 12-year-old neighbour
« Reply #6 on: May 06, 2011, 05:25:38 AM »
Quote from: JohnnyReb on May 04, 2011, 05:01:25 PM
They're breeding like rabbits!

JR, I know that you'd like to breed them like rabbits . . .  :tongue: :fuelfire:
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