Or cremate 'em alive, like the Soviets used to do with GRU traitors.
I don't especially think it matters
HOW we turn DUmbshits into burnt offerings to bloody gods. Just
THAT we turn them into burnt offerings. Kali will feast upon them all. And when Kali is sated, we can start feeding 'em the Kthulu; I hear he has an almost insatiable appetite for stupid.