In most of the world, DUmmy bobbolink would be middle class, as she luxuriates in the back seat of her Buick, scrolling through the App Store on her iPhone (3GS, not the newer iPhone4. Incidentally, if you're eligible for an upgrade, you can now get an iPhone 3GS refurb "blem" for free, a regular 3GS refurb for $20, and a brand-new 3GS for $50. Bobes must be furious that the State of Colorado hasn't sent her a voucher for an iPhone4.) Those neighborhoods where tens of thousands of people live in cardboard and tarpaper, with stolen electricity and no running water, would love that big V-8 with an air conditioner and a powerful heater.