do we scare the primitives?

[Duke Nukum]

After seeing what happened on Twitter yesterday with Wonkette and the slur against Trig Palin, I would say Hell Yeah, they are afraid. And not just of us.

How weird must it be for the prims to think they are perfectly normal folk, then they post what is in their little heads and perfectly normal folk see it and are repulsed and horrified. I think deep down inside, the prims are really afraid of their own nature. They are like the androids in Do Androids Dream of Electric Sheep? in that they have a reasonable facsimile of human intelligence but the thing that makes humans human is missing from them. An emotional intelligence that all living things share is lacking in the DUmmie.

And now that I have posted that, I am sure in a two to eight weeks, a prim will be projecting that back at us. But it is true. They are ersatz human and it is only through our efforts that we both keep from becoming the same and keep the dehumanization of humanity at bay.

It is important to note that lead android in the novel, Roy Batty, is loosely based on DUmmie folk hero Dr. Timothy Leary.

[LC EFA]

...
Nobody's coming to get them; we're just sitting back, watching them for amusement and illumination and, of course, anthropological purposes.

Well I don't know about that.

I watch them more like one would watch a snarling rabid dog in the neighbours yard. Its antics might be amusing but should it get out of the yard steps will have to be taken.

[Ptarmigan]

Well, there's no reason for any primitive to be scared of decent and civilized people; we're not running around in real life hunting them down so as to wreak some physical damage; we're simply watching them as if they're on the screen of a television set, nothing more.

The primitives should get back to hanging around campfires in their favorite forums with absolutely no fear or inhibition or restraint.  Nobody's coming to get them; we're just sitting back, watching them for amusement and illumination and, of course, anthropological purposes.

They delude themselves into thinking they are being persecuted.

[franksolich]

I think deep down inside, the prims are really afraid of their own nature.

You know, sir, I thought of something.

If one clicks on "xx guests, xx users" underneath the USERS ONLINE at the bottom of the forum page, one sees a list of members and guests, and what they're reading at the moment.

A moderator and an administrator of course see a little bit more than that, but regular members can see at least the list of members and guests, and what they're reading at the moment.  Perhaps guests too; I dunno.

As I'm sure our esteemed colleague chris_, who does the mechanics of keeping this site running (and so don't anybody forget to thank him; his workload daily increases what with the stupendous growth of conservativecave, and even when this site was smaller, it was a full-time job), will verify, at any given moment, 24/7/365, there are unknown "guests" reading one short story or another, written by franksolich.

24/7/365, someone, usually more than one, is reading franksolich.

Now, I've said and done some pretty stupid things, some really stupid things, and I've either written or written about, them.  I've written things, and written about things I've done, that make me appear as if with a negative IQ, a retard, a bozo.  I've written things, and written about things I've done, of which I'm not especially proud, and wish I hadn't written or done.

But it doesn't bother me that total strangers, including some with actual malicious motives, can see my warts.

God forgives franksolich for being imperfect, and so the least I can do is forgive myself for imperfection, accepting, adapting, and moving on.....with carefree confidence.

It's too bad the primitives have no one to forgive them their imperfections, but it's their own damned fault.

[whiffleball]

The source didn't elaborate any more than saying they were scared to post because of CCers?  How childish.  What on earth doesn't scare them?  I'd hate to go through life starting at shadows the way they do.

I wonder, however, if their fear is that something said here could mark them as a troll over there, their cover broken.  They do have liberal/progressive/socialist/Marxist sites they count as enemies.  It's not just conservative sites they fear.

[franksolich]

The source didn't elaborate any more than saying they were scared to post because of CCers?  How childish.  What on earth doesn't scare them?  I'd hate to go through life starting at shadows the way they do.

Here's the rehash.

Last week, I became concerned because the cooking and baking forum on Skins's island hadn't been providing the rich material it used to; in fact, one can even see cobwebs growing in this, once one of the most-active forums on Skins's island.

It looked to me as if the cooking and baking forum was (is) languishing due to the absence of one of the Primitives of Prominence, who in the past had kept the place humming better than twenty cooks crowded in a railway dining-car kitchen.

I asked my source to find out what happened, and was badly hoping her absence wasn't because of a family tragedy or some heartbreak.  I'm a nice guy after all, and wish nothing but the best for others.

He checked into it, and found out that she found the merry little tale, "Mrs. Alfred Packer does Easter," so true-to-life, so accurate in nearly all details, that she became convinced franksolich is down there in northeastern Oklahoma, watching her and Wild Bill like a hawk.

It couldn't be otherwise, as this little tale, and all the other "Mrs. Alfred Packer does Christmas" stories (there was more than one), were just so close to depicting people and events as they actually are, that surely franksolich was seeing all with his own eyes.

Which of course is utter nonsense; franksolich has never in his life been in Oklahoma, nor has any reason to compel him to go there.  Oklahomans are nice people, the salt of the earth, and all that, but it being a southern state, it's too hot.  franksolich prefers going places with more moderate temperatures.

That franksolich is woefully ignorant of what Oklahoma is like (other than the decent and civilized people therein) is that the largest error in "Mrs. Alfred Packer does Easter" was a description of the skyline of Tulsa.  I had imagined downtown Tulsa as dominated by a massive medieval-like cathedral, much like York Minster in England, but as I later learned, I had imagined wrongly.

If the story--which apparently it is--is so accurate, it's a testimony to my skills at taking scraps of information (in this case, provided by Mrs. Alfred Packer herself) and making them into a whole.

Mrs. Alfred Packer has nothing to fear from franksolich--in fact, given the violence of the left, franksolich has more to fear from her, than she from he--and so I wish she'd drop her silly paranoia and get the cooking and baking forum on Skins's island boiling again.

[whiffleball]

He checked into it, and found out that she found the merry little tale, "Mrs. Alfred Packer does Easter," so true-to-life, so accurate in nearly all details, that she became convinced franksolich is down there in northeastern Oklahoma, watching her and Wild Bill like a hawk.

Oh for goodness sake!  It was a merry tale after all and you should take it as high praise for accuracy that it hit home so well.

Mrs. Packer has nothing to fear from you.  She should be flattered.  You're making her into an Internet myth, a Google sensation.  All at no cost to her.

[franksolich]

You're making her into a Google sensation.

Oh my.

I had no idea.

Really, I didn't.

[Airwolf]

Well as someone once told me,you do not have to touch someone to hurt them. There are many ways to make someone fear you and it looks like the DUmp is showing signs of that. They should fear what good people say about them because they are some of the most wretched people to walk this planet. Supporting Pedophilia,Murderers Liars and more. They think any means justifies their cause and as has been already they openly called for the death of Bush or his arrest on nothing more then lies and their hatred for what he stood for.

[franksolich]

Well as someone once told me,you do not have to touch someone to hurt them. There are many ways to make someone fear you and it looks like the DUmp is showing signs of that. They should fear what good people say about them because they are some of the most wretched people to walk this planet. Supporting Pedophilia,Murderers Liars and more. They think any means justifies their cause and as has been already they openly called for the death of Bush or his arrest on nothing more then lies and their hatred for what he stood for.

I'm going to let this thread wither away for now, because suddenly there's something pecuniary in it.

While in the bathtub this morning, it suddenly occurred to me, "Wow--franksolich is pretty good at publicity."

I've always wanted to be, but wasn't.

Since Mrs. Alfred Packer's now a star on google, time to get hustling, time to cash in.

I'm thinking of a traveling road-show, with the vaudevillian title "franksolich presents Mrs. Alfred Packer and Wild Bill and company, the Packer Clan."

It could resurrect vaudeville.

Getting it all in order is a problem, though, given difficulties with communications.  Mrs. Alfred Packer doesn't know franksolich's real-life name, nor can she place him closer than circa 100 miles as to where he lives, and franksolich doesn't know Mrs. Alfred Packer's real-life name, nor can he place her closer than circa 100 miles as to where she lives.

However.

The sparkling husband primitive, a good and close friend of Mrs. Alfred Packer, knows how to get a hold of franksolich, and could be the intermediary.

[dutch508]

I'm going to let this thread wither away for now, because suddenly there's something pecuniary in it.

While in the bathtub this morning, it suddenly occurred to me, "Wow--franksolich is pretty good at publicity."

I've always wanted to be, but wasn't.

Since Mrs. Alfred Packer's now a star on google, time to get hustling, time to cash in.

I'm thinking of a traveling road-show, with the vaudevillian title "franksolich presents Mrs. Alfred Packer and Wild Bill and company, the Packer Clan."

It could resurrect vaudeville.

Getting it all in order is a problem, though, given difficulties with communications.  Mrs. Alfred Packer doesn't know franksolich's real-life name, nor can she place him closer than circa 100 miles as to where he lives, and franksolich doesn't know Mrs. Alfred Packer's real-life name, nor can he place her closer than circa 100 miles as to where she lives.

However.

The sparkling husband primitive, a good and close friend of Mrs. Alfred Packer, knows how to get a hold of franksolich, and could be the intermediary.

You could do the whole thing with hand puppets...like a Punch and Judy show.

[whiffleball]

The below comes up on the first page of a Yippy.com search.  Bing and the BBS Board Reader are drenched with Mrs. Alfred Packer tales courtesy of franksolich.   What'd I tell you?  An Internet star.


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Author: Topic: Mrs. Alfred Packer tries out root-beer barbeque sauce (Read 252 times) 0 Members and 1 Guest are viewing this topic. www.conservativecave.com/index.php?topic=45870.0
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Mrs . Alfred Packer does Easter - 44 new posts. Started 4 days, 6 hours ago by franksolich ... on Skins's island, a good friend of Mrs . Alfred Packer , the hippywife primitive down there in northeastern ...
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[franksolich]

The below comes up on the first page of a Yippy.com search.  Bing and the BBS Board Reader are drenched with Mrs. Alfred Packer tales courtesy of franksolich.   What'd I tell you?  An Internet star.

I am truly humbled.

And awed.

franksolich made Mrs. Alfred Packer a star.

To think that a couple of hours or so ago, I had no idea, no idea at all.

[GOBUCKS]

Well, there's no reason for any primitive to be scared of decent and civilized people; we're not running around in real life hunting them down so as to wreak some physical damage; we're simply watching them as if they're on the screen of a television set, nothing more.

Well, I, for one, don't blame Mrs. Packer for her fear. We know that coach may be the nicest person one could ever hope to meet, a friendly, mellow type, who sees only the best in others, and he's no expert on the grim, barren wastes of northeast Oklahoma. On the other hand, his stories demonstrate a certain expertise in creating enormous indoor explosions. He's closely associated with an East Coast Mafia musclehead, and often speaks in a Sicilian dialect. So Mrs. Packer may be well advised to keep one eye peeled at all times for a tall, smiling dude with a Woodstock hairdo.

On the other hand, as DUmmy hippywife, she's really, really stupid, being among that select group of DUmbasses who misspelled their own user names during registration. So maybe her fear just stems from DUmmitude.

[true_blood]

Paranoia runs deep in them. That's why they are scared.

Yeah, maybe they need to up their "head meds".