That'll learn us!

[Vagabond]

Rosie O'donnell???? Holy shit! Not even NASA with all they have could put a man on Rosie O'Donnell!

A friend was approached by one of the lizards at a truck stop. He smelled her before he saw her.  He looked up from pumping diesel to find the source of that horrid smell.  There stood a woman about forty years old, with maybe three teeth, and weighing a good 200 lbs. at 5'3".

She said, "Ya want some company?"
He said, "Naw, I already got a shower."  In point of fact, he had not yet gotten his shower.
She said, "Well, how 'bout I come by after a while?"
He said, "Naw, I get a get this run finished early tomorrow."

At which point she took a hint and wandered off.  He parked his rig and went inside.  As he watched from inside, she climbed into another cab.  He actually paid the clerk to take that poor trucker a bottle of air freshener.

[diesel driver]

Stevenumbers would hit that in a heartbeat.

stevenumbers would hit roadkill. 

[diesel driver]

A friend was approached by one of the lizards at a truck stop. He smelled her before he saw her.  He looked up from pumping diesel to find the source of that horrid smell.  There stood a woman about forty years old, with maybe three teeth, and weighing a good 200 lbs. at 5'3".

She said, "Ya want some company?"
He said, "Naw, I already got a shower."  In point of fact, he had not yet gotten his shower.
She said, "Well, how 'bout I come by after a while?"
He said, "Naw, I get a get this run finished early tomorrow."

At which point she took a hint and wandered off.  He parked his rig and went inside.  As he watched from inside, she climbed into another cab.  He actually paid the clerk to take that poor trucker a bottle of air freshener.

stevnumbers drives a truck?

[jtyangel]

If they were capable of shutting their "bodies off from all men" ;  wouldn't the nett result be the demise of planned parenthood anyway ?

hi5

[compaqxp]

If they were capable of shutting their "bodies off from all men" ;  wouldn't the nett result be the demise of planned parenthood anyway ?

And possibly any future DU members.

[SSG Snuggle Bunny]

If they were capable of shutting their "bodies off from all men" ;  wouldn't the nett result be the demise of planned parenthood anyway ?

And possibly any future DU members.

I designed this shirt years ago and libs continue to prove me right:

[BlueStateSaint]

And possibly any future DU members.

We're getting to you . . .

H5!