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Offline USNFlyer

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Breaking news
« on: April 13, 2011, 07:35:22 AM »
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Playboy reportedly offered Sarah Palin $4,000,000 to pose nude in an upcoming issue. Michelle Obama was offered $50 by National Geographic.
 
In other news... we all remember when KFC offered a "Hillary" meal,  consisting of 2 small breasts and 2 large thighs.  Now, KFC is offering the
"Obama Cabinet Bucket".  It consists of nothing but left wings and assholes.
 
Just keeping you up to date.
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Re: Breaking news
« Reply #1 on: April 13, 2011, 07:42:27 AM »
That's a pretty good offer by National Geographic...especially when you consider that they usually get better picture subjects for free.
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Re: Breaking news
« Reply #2 on: April 13, 2011, 08:22:02 AM »






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Re: Breaking news
« Reply #3 on: April 13, 2011, 09:34:08 AM »
THIS JUST IN:
 
Playboy reportedly offered Sarah Palin $4,000,000 to pose nude in an upcoming issue. Michelle Obama was offered $50 by National Geographic.
 
In other news... we all remember when KFC offered a "Hillary" meal,  consisting of 2 small breasts and 2 large thighs.  Now, KFC is offering the
"Obama Cabinet Bucket".  It consists of nothing but left wings and assholes.
 
Just keeping you up to date.


  Oh I don't know that is a good size amount to put on the checking account.

To pose in the nude has much questions, can she be bare ass naked hiding behind a bear she just shot, all we see is her face an arm or two and perhaps a leg all  the way up  across the beast.    Just a bit of butt in the picture.

My Mother would considered this, she still has great legs, with some makeup and a new do she would jump at the chance.  

For 4 million bucks my hubby would stand stark naked on top of a mountion on one foot playing the didgeridoo.  

What would you do for 4 million bucks----what would you do for a Klondike bar????