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Offline Thor

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Grammar Nazis
« on: April 07, 2011, 09:58:22 AM »
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Re: Grammar Nazis
« Reply #1 on: April 07, 2011, 04:24:45 PM »
Quote from: Thor on April 07, 2011, 09:58:22 AM
Grammar Nazi

HAAAAAAAA, And you are my grammar Nazi, seems like every time my participles dangle you are the first to notice.   Quit looking at my chest darn you, this comes with age.
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Re: Grammar Nazis
« Reply #2 on: April 07, 2011, 04:33:18 PM »
Quote from: vesta111 on April 07, 2011, 04:24:45 PM
HAAAAAAAA, And you are my grammar Nazi, seems like every time my participles dangle you are the first to notice.   Quit looking at my chest darn you, this comes with age.

You've got a helluva lot more problems than dangling participles, vesta.
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Re: Grammar Nazis
« Reply #3 on: April 07, 2011, 05:00:38 PM »
Quote from: Eupher on April 07, 2011, 04:33:18 PM
You've got a helluva lot more problems than dangling participles, vesta.

 :lmao: :lmao:

Not problems, one can learn to live with problems and get a good laugh out of those that raise their unibrow when I open my mouth.
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Re: Grammar Nazis
« Reply #4 on: April 08, 2011, 06:01:09 AM »
Quote from: Eupher on April 07, 2011, 04:33:18 PM
You've got a helluva lot more problems than dangling participles, vesta.
Did you have to bring her tits into to this?

 :banghead:
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Re: Grammar Nazis
« Reply #5 on: April 08, 2011, 10:30:36 AM »
Quote from: SGT Snuggle Bunny on April 08, 2011, 06:01:09 AM
Did you have to bring her tits into to this?

 :banghead:

 :thatsright:

Purely unintentional, but if it makes you feel better, go ahead and administer a bitchslap.

There is a direct correlation between administering bitchslaps and Happiness.

 :-)
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Re: Grammar Nazis
« Reply #6 on: April 08, 2011, 10:50:04 AM »
Quote from: Eupher on April 08, 2011, 10:30:36 AM
:thatsright:

Purely unintentional, but if it makes you feel better, go ahead and administer a bitchslap.

There is a direct correlation between administering bitchslaps and Happiness.

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With a bemused look the sadist says, "No."
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Re: Grammar Nazis
« Reply #7 on: April 08, 2011, 10:51:49 AM »
Quote from: SGT Snuggle Bunny on April 08, 2011, 10:50:04 AM
A sadist and a masochist once went home together. The sadist tied-up the masochist so tight he couldn't move.

Grinning and panting in eager anticipation the masochist looks to the sadists and says, "So you're gonna hurt real bad, right?"

With a bemused look the sadist says, "No."

Which simply proves that pain does not have to be physical.
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