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Offline Ballygrl

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Re: Mrs. Alfred Packer explores a chicken's rectal aperture
« Reply #25 on: March 21, 2011, 07:29:04 PM »
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Re: Mrs. Alfred Packer explores a chicken's rectal aperture
« Reply #26 on: March 21, 2011, 07:33:49 PM »
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Re: Mrs. Alfred Packer explores a chicken's rectal aperture
« Reply #27 on: March 21, 2011, 07:42:58 PM »
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Re: Mrs. Alfred Packer explores a chicken's rectal aperture
« Reply #28 on: March 22, 2011, 04:15:16 AM »
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Re: Mrs. Alfred Packer explores a chicken's rectal aperture
« Reply #29 on: March 22, 2011, 07:33:40 AM »
Quote from: Ballygrl on March 21, 2011, 07:07:45 PM
Not nice to BS over a cute yolk!

One ain't gonna hurt, Bally. I say that because that's all I've ever given him :p
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Re: Mrs. Alfred Packer explores a chicken's rectal aperture
« Reply #30 on: March 22, 2011, 08:13:14 AM »
Quote from: BlueStateSaint on March 22, 2011, 04:15:16 AM
Gina, your tie-in of Charlie Sheen into this thread has cracked my shell of indifference.

Yes, Charlie's brain is fried but it's his messages that are really scrambled.  The women he frequents tend to be a bit over easy and I hear his favorite position is sunny side up.
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Re: Mrs. Alfred Packer explores a chicken's rectal aperture
« Reply #31 on: March 22, 2011, 08:41:20 AM »
Does scrambled eggs = abortion in chicken years?
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Re: Mrs. Alfred Packer explores a chicken's rectal aperture
« Reply #32 on: March 22, 2011, 12:13:07 PM »
Quote from: franksolich on March 20, 2011, 09:04:40 PM
Well, madam, my dear delilah, that told me, uh, rather more than I wanted to learn.

I knew there was a reason I don't raise chickens!!!! If the mules or horses need such a thing, I call the damn Vet!

I'd just 'wack" the chicken and buy another, before I'd do that!
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Re: Mrs. Alfred Packer explores a chicken's rectal aperture
« Reply #33 on: March 22, 2011, 01:38:32 PM »
Perhaps the primative OP should change her user name to Mrs. Chicken Packer, or Mrs. Alfred Poker.  O-)
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Re: Mrs. Alfred Packer explores a chicken's rectal aperture
« Reply #34 on: March 22, 2011, 02:43:22 PM »
Quote from: Gina on March 21, 2011, 06:48:12 AM
ewwwwwww just get another damn chicken and let that one explode

It'd be better to kill it. An egg bound hen is in a great deal of pain. I just couldn't let any animal suffer like that.

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Re: Mrs. Alfred Packer explores a chicken's rectal aperture
« Reply #35 on: March 22, 2011, 07:31:33 PM »
Quote from: delilahmused on March 22, 2011, 02:43:22 PM
It'd be better to kill it. An egg bound hen is in a great deal of pain. I just couldn't let any animal suffer like that.

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Re: Mrs. Alfred Packer explores a chicken's rectal aperture
« Reply #36 on: March 22, 2011, 11:10:46 PM »
Quote from: delilahmused on March 22, 2011, 02:43:22 PM
It'd be better to kill it. An egg bound hen is in a great deal of pain. I just couldn't let any animal suffer like that.

Cindie

Yep! Off with her head! Isn't it pretty normal if a hen starts havin' trouble they will continue to have the same prob and more often in the future, Cin?
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