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Re: OMG!!! I'm SOOOOOO happy!!! I have permission to blow Jasan Statham!!!!
« Reply #25 on: March 14, 2011, 02:35:53 PM »
I do too.  I own almost all of his movies.  Favorite besides Snatch and LSATSB is Mean Machine.
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Re: OMG!!! I'm SOOOOOO happy!!! I have permission to blow Jasan Statham!!!!
« Reply #26 on: March 14, 2011, 02:36:12 PM »
Quote from: mamacags on March 14, 2011, 02:02:03 PM
Gina would be like stepping on an ant.  I am a super evil conservative republican gun owning tea party supporter in the North.  It takes so much at this point to even phase me she would be dead before I even woke from my nap.

Yo, dig it....

This is MY ****ing thread, so no hijacking alllowed.

Mama, tell your hubby I've got his chores covered for the next 30 friggin years.

You deserve to spend the next 50 years in a state of perpetual arousal. Nuff said.
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Re: OMG!!! I'm SOOOOOO happy!!! I have permission to blow Jasan Statham!!!!
« Reply #27 on: March 14, 2011, 02:40:32 PM »
This thread is all kinds of  :lmao:

Carry on.
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Re: OMG!!! I'm SOOOOOO happy!!! I have permission to blow Jasan Statham!!!!
« Reply #28 on: March 14, 2011, 02:44:57 PM »
Quote from: Revolution on March 14, 2011, 02:40:32 PM
This thread is all kinds of  :lmao:

Carry on.

If all yer gonna do is giggle on the sidelines, then just stay there, Revolution, you moderator you...

As for me, I intend to get mamacags to cop to peeing on the couch out of laughter as quickly as possible. :-)
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Re: OMG!!! I'm SOOOOOO happy!!! I have permission to blow Jasan Statham!!!!
« Reply #29 on: March 14, 2011, 02:49:44 PM »
Quote from: The Hollywood NeoCon on March 14, 2011, 02:44:57 PM
If all yer gonna do is giggle on the sidelines, then just stay there, Revolution, you moderator you...

As for me, I intend to get mamacags to cop to peeing on the couch out of laughter as quickly as possible. :-)

And then I will SNATCH Jason away from the both of ya!
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Re: OMG!!! I'm SOOOOOO happy!!! I have permission to blow Jasan Statham!!!!
« Reply #30 on: March 14, 2011, 02:53:36 PM »
^ :clap

And I will continue to laugh until Mountain Dew spurts out my nose, TYVM, HNC. :tongue:

I personally would have to think LONG, and HARD about my favorite male actors being good enough for what you describe to take place on my end...

I'm drawing a blank.
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Re: OMG!!! I'm SOOOOOO happy!!! I have permission to blow Jasan Statham!!!!
« Reply #31 on: March 14, 2011, 02:55:02 PM »
Quote from: mamacags on March 14, 2011, 02:23:33 PM
The full title is In The Name of The King: A Dungeon Siege Tale.  So yes.  I saw it.  The whole thing.  I didn't even burn my DVD player after it was done.  I win.
http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0460780/

They lit the orcs on fire and then flung them out of catapults.

The weather and lighting during the fight scene kept changing.

The chicks in trees...no explanation, no backstory, just chicks in trees.

Should I go on?
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Re: OMG!!! I'm SOOOOOO happy!!! I have permission to blow Jasan Statham!!!!
« Reply #32 on: March 14, 2011, 04:13:04 PM »
The entire thing was one big huge WTF.  I learned about that Uwe Boll then.  It had some huge names in it too.  What a total shitfest!
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Re: OMG!!! I'm SOOOOOO happy!!! I have permission to blow Jasan Statham!!!!
« Reply #33 on: March 14, 2011, 04:15:06 PM »
Quote from: mamacags on March 14, 2011, 04:13:04 PM
The entire thing was one big huge WTF.  I learned about that Uwe Boll then.  It had some huge names in it too.  What a total shitfest!

What really sucked is I loved to play the game.  I thought it was gonna be cool.  I thought wrong.  I still own it though.   :lmao:
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Re: OMG!!! I'm SOOOOOO happy!!! I have permission to blow Jasan Statham!!!!
« Reply #34 on: March 14, 2011, 04:15:21 PM »
Quote from: The Hollywood NeoCon on March 14, 2011, 02:36:12 PM
Yo, dig it....

This is MY ****ing thread, so no hijacking alllowed.

Mama, tell your hubby I've got his chores covered for the next 30 friggin years.

You deserve to spend the next 50 years in a state of perpetual arousal. Nuff said.

Bitch Please.  There isn't a thread alive that I won't hijack! 

If I told him that you would have a huge foul tempered Italian hunting you.  He does NOT like to even think about sharing.  However, I will tell him that I deserve to spend the next 50 years like that.  That will be entertaining.
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Re: OMG!!! I'm SOOOOOO happy!!! I have permission to blow Jasan Statham!!!!
« Reply #35 on: March 14, 2011, 06:20:53 PM »
Quote from: mamacags on March 14, 2011, 04:15:21 PM
Bitch Please.  There isn't a thread alive that I won't hijack! 

If I told him that you would have a huge foul tempered Italian hunting you.  He does NOT like to even think about sharing.  However, I will tell him that I deserve to spend the next 50 years like that.  That will be entertaining.

Well, yeah, but didja pee on the couch? Inquiring minds want to know!

This thread is doing a serious mojo dangle.
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Re: OMG!!! I'm SOOOOOO happy!!! I have permission to blow Jasan Statham!!!!
« Reply #36 on: March 14, 2011, 07:02:20 PM »
I'd hit it over and over and over and over again.  I loved him in Crank. :drool:

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Re: OMG!!! I'm SOOOOOO happy!!! I have permission to blow Jasan Statham!!!!
« Reply #37 on: March 14, 2011, 07:18:17 PM »
Okay I think I would hit that. Hard!
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Re: OMG!!! I'm SOOOOOO happy!!! I have permission to blow Jasan Statham!!!!
« Reply #38 on: March 14, 2011, 07:19:30 PM »
Quote from: Gina on March 14, 2011, 07:02:20 PM
I'd hit it over and over and over and over again.  I loved him in Crank. :drool:


Crank 2 sucked.
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« Reply #39 on: March 14, 2011, 07:34:12 PM »
Quote from: DixieBelle on March 14, 2011, 07:18:17 PM
Okay I think I would hit that. Hard!

I'd bounce all over that like a basketball at the Final Four  :lmao:
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« Reply #40 on: March 14, 2011, 07:57:32 PM »
:rofl: Funny!!!
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Re: OMG!!! I'm SOOOOOO happy!!! I have permission to blow Jasan Statham!!!!
« Reply #41 on: March 14, 2011, 08:19:41 PM »
Quote from: NHSparky on March 14, 2011, 11:41:49 AM
Been to London, wasn't all that impressed, thanks very much.  

You know the food sucks when you find yourself at the Hard Rock TWICE in the same week.

ETA: I may reside on the East Coast now, but I'm a very rare individual, one you'll not likely encounter in your travels about town...a NATIVE Californian.

I absolutely ****in' adore London, of course I don't go there for FOOD.  I've been three times, first was for my honeymoon.  If you stick to fish and chips and beer at one of the pubs, it's all good.
IMO the museums, churches and cathedrals and The Tower make up for food.
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Re: OMG!!! I'm SOOOOOO happy!!! I have permission to blow Jasan Statham!!!!
« Reply #42 on: March 14, 2011, 08:20:44 PM »
Quote from: DixieBelle on March 14, 2011, 07:18:17 PM
Okay I think I would hit that. Hard!

Meh.  I see more ripped, much handsomer guys on the covers of half my paranormal romance novels.  Even the vampires. :tongue:
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Re: OMG!!! I'm SOOOOOO happy!!! I have permission to blow Jasan Statham!!!!
« Reply #43 on: March 14, 2011, 08:32:22 PM »
Quote from: Boudicca on March 14, 2011, 08:20:44 PM
Meh.  I see more ripped, much handsomer guys on the covers of half my paranormal romance novels.  Even the vampires. :tongue:

Whateves.....I just LOVE him!   :hyper:
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Re: OMG!!! I'm SOOOOOO happy!!! I have permission to blow Jasan Statham!!!!
« Reply #44 on: March 14, 2011, 08:59:40 PM »
Jeezus, this thread is dripping with va-jay-jay juices.
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Re: OMG!!! I'm SOOOOOO happy!!! I have permission to blow Jasan Statham!!!!
« Reply #45 on: March 14, 2011, 09:31:50 PM »
Little risque, right?

Why the hell don't women ever talk openly like this about decent looking guys like me? Always has to be celebs, huh...? HMPH!!

:p :tongue:
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Re: OMG!!! I'm SOOOOOO happy!!! I have permission to blow Jasan Statham!!!!
« Reply #46 on: March 14, 2011, 09:34:58 PM »
I haven't seen these movies yet but the Crank movies were pretty good.  I've wanted to see them but I am so lazy I just wait for whatever comes on cable.  Well, that, and I pay for it so...I'm always so happy when something finally comes on I actually want to watch.
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Re: OMG!!! I'm SOOOOOO happy!!! I have permission to blow Jasan Statham!!!!
« Reply #47 on: March 14, 2011, 09:39:46 PM »
Quote from: Eupher on March 14, 2011, 08:59:40 PM
Jeezus, this thread is dripping with va-jay-jay juices.

And most of it's coming from HNC!!!!!!!!!!!  Yikes!!!!!!! :o

Hey, HNC?? I think that you've been in Californication far too long......
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Re: OMG!!! I'm SOOOOOO happy!!! I have permission to blow Jasan Statham!!!!
« Reply #48 on: March 14, 2011, 10:56:34 PM »
Quote from: IassaFTots on March 14, 2011, 08:32:22 PM
Whateves.....I just LOVE him!   :hyper:

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