LIBERAL: I want to do what I want to do.
HISTORY: That's not a good idea.
LIBERAL: You're just being intolerant.
HISTORY: No, I'm merely history.
LIBERAL: And who are you?
HISTORY: I am the record of humanity.
LIBERAL: I see there is a lot of Judeo-Christian tradition in you.
HISTORY: Yes. I suppose that can be said.
LIBERAL: Well, I don't like Christianity!
HISTORY: That doesn't seem very tolerant of you.
LIBERAL: Nonsense. I have no prejudices!
HISTORY: Then why do you ignore my warnings?
LIBERAL: I'm endorse--er--um--MULTI-CULTURALISM!
HISTORY: Never heard of it.
LIBERAL: All things are equal. All religions. All creeds. All ethos. Yes, that's it! That's the ticket.
HISTORY: Seriously? You endorse all philosophies for the express purpose of rejecting one?
LIBERAL: Yes! And what's more any creed you oppose I must champion!
HISTORY: What on Earth for?
LIBERAL: MULTI-CULTURALISM!
HISTORY: Yeah. I got that part but there is some bad stuff out there.
LIBERAL: Oh yeah? Like what?
HISTORY: Well, Islam seems pretty dour, violent, xenophobic and misogynist.
LIBERAL: It's as good as anything you've got!
HISTORY: Says who?
LIBERAL: MULTI-CULTURALISM!
HISTORY: Are you going to do that all day?
LIBERAL: Yes! And to prove Islam is as good as all others we will endorse those who wish to impose its tenents of sharia!
HISTORY: Didn't this whole conversation start with you rejecting Judeo-Christian intrusions into your having a good time? Sharia won't even share a cold beer with you.
LIBERAL: MULTI-CULTURALISM!
HISTORY: I'm done.