An exceptionally awkward and unbelievable bouncy tale from DUmmy LiberalLoner. Why do DUmmies insist on posting bouncies that describe conversations unlike any ever heard by anyone on earth? Really, DUmmies, you gotta do better than this. I realize that DUmmy LiberalLoner is one of those nameless, faceless, useless members of the DUmp's squirming anonymous masses, but when he posts a bouncy tale he's the face of the DUmp. I suggest that every apprentice DUmbass be required to read selections from DUmmy Bouncy Ball and DUmmy Pitt (pre-Fitzmas), to learn at least the basics of constructing an entertaining bouncy tale.
In the case at hand, I'd start by suggesting that DUmmy LiberalLoner not immediately identify himself as an imbecile by admitting he subscribes to a "peak oil" blog. Right off the bat, he's forfeited any shred of respect that he might have hoped to get from his fellow DUmbasses.