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Offline NHSparky

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The New Obama Tax Form
« on: February 18, 2011, 09:14:25 AM »
Very simple, two lines only.

1--How much did you make?

2--Send it in.
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Re: The New Obama Tax Form
« Reply #1 on: February 18, 2011, 09:15:09 AM »
If you want to worship an orange pile of garbage with a reckless disregard for everything, get on down to Arbys & try our loaded curly fries.

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Re: The New Obama Tax Form
« Reply #2 on: February 18, 2011, 10:12:14 PM »
At least they finally simplified that shit.  :thatsright:
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Re: The New Obama Tax Form
« Reply #3 on: February 19, 2011, 06:18:44 AM »
Very simple, two lines only.

1--How much did you make?

2--Send it in.

But, if you're on "government assistance" . . .

1)  How much money did you get, in total, last year from "Obama's Stash?"

2)  Double it!  That's how big the check is that you're getting!
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