bird-smacking stoned red-faced primitive has a case of haemerrhoids

[franksolich]

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Oh my.

The things that set off the bird-smacking stoned red-faced primitive, best pal of the lying titty primitive.

Redstone  Donating Member  (1000+ posts) Tue Aug-12-08 05:18 PM
Original message

Today I saw (in a newspaper, no less), the word "fourty."
   
It only took me a minute to figure out that fourty, according to the writer, was meant to indicate that number that's halfway between threety and fivety.

Redstone  Donating Member  (1000+ posts) Tue Aug-12-08 05:58 PM
Response to Reply #3

12. And don't forget "tenteen, twoteen, and threeteen." That would get rid of those ridiculous numbers eleven, twelve, and thirteen.

Redstone  Donating Member  (1000+ posts) Tue Aug-12-08 07:48 PM
Response to Reply #26

28. A pitcher would of been good evident that he borrowed the guy the fourty (or was it fitty?) bucks.

You know, some of the weirdest things seem to send the bird-smacking stoned red-faced primitive into some sort of inarticulate rage.

I'd pay admission to watch the bird-smacking stoned red-faced primiitive approached by a person with three nostrils.  I bet that would really set him off.

[MrsSmith]

And the NEA supports what political party?  If you don't like the results of public education, vote Republican for change.   

[franksolich]

"bump" in memory of Redstone.

[Delmar]

28. A pitcher would of been good evident that he borrowed the guy the fourty (or was it fitty?) bucks.

He jumps on the guy for fourty, but doesn't know that would've means would have not would of.