That's a real pissy thing to do, no matter how pissed off you might be at your pissy colleague.
I mean, pissing contests happen all the time. But people are somehow able to pull the handle and motor on without resorting to leaky appendages.
I wonder if it's possible for a person to be pissed on before they're pissed off.
Piss on it, it doesn't matter. The last few drops are ALWAYS indicated for the BVDs......