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Offline The Hollywood NeoCon

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Re: Manhood is nearly dead
« Reply #25 on: January 19, 2011, 12:52:19 PM »
Quote from: IassaFTots on January 19, 2011, 12:34:59 PM
:thatsright:

Thanks!  Now I do as well.  Dang.

I'm thinkin this guy...

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Re: Manhood is nearly dead
« Reply #26 on: January 19, 2011, 12:56:26 PM »
Quote from: The Hollywood NeoCon on January 19, 2011, 12:52:19 PM
I'm thinkin this guy...



Wise up Janet Weiss!  Your apple pie don't taste nice!

Oh well, it's only downhill from here..........
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Re: Manhood is nearly dead
« Reply #27 on: January 19, 2011, 12:57:48 PM »
Quote from: IassaFTots on January 19, 2011, 12:56:26 PM
Wise up Janet Weiss!  Your apple pie don't taste nice!

Oh well, it's only downhill from here..........

Are you thinkin' Short Bus?
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Re: Manhood is nearly dead
« Reply #28 on: January 20, 2011, 11:23:20 AM »
Arrrgh, hijacked again!   :thatsright:


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Re: Manhood is nearly dead
« Reply #29 on: January 20, 2011, 11:27:54 AM »
Quote from: Wineslob on January 20, 2011, 11:23:20 AM
Arrrgh, hijacked again!   :thatsright:


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maybe, but your hair looks fabulous!!  :gay2:  :-)
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Re: Manhood is nearly dead
« Reply #30 on: January 20, 2011, 11:35:12 AM »
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Re: Manhood is nearly dead
« Reply #31 on: January 20, 2011, 12:53:02 PM »
Quote from: compaqxp on January 20, 2011, 11:35:12 AM


That's funny.

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Re: Manhood is nearly dead
« Reply #32 on: January 20, 2011, 03:32:05 PM »



Actually it's just a step to the left..........




Quote from: IassaFTots on January 19, 2011, 12:56:26 PM
Wise up Janet Weiss!  Your apple pie don't taste nice!

Oh well, it's only downhill from here..........
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Re: Manhood is nearly dead
« Reply #33 on: January 20, 2011, 03:54:29 PM »
Quote from: Airwolf on January 20, 2011, 03:32:05 PM


Actually it's just a step to the left..........


Hi5!   :cheersmate:
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Re: Manhood is nearly dead
« Reply #34 on: January 20, 2011, 07:10:08 PM »
Quote from: IassaFTots on January 20, 2011, 03:54:29 PM
Hi5!   :cheersmate:

Ooopss Its a jump to the left...............

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Re: Manhood is nearly dead
« Reply #35 on: January 20, 2011, 07:26:32 PM »
Dammit Janet!  Now we have really jacked WS's thread!   :thatsright:
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Re: Manhood is nearly dead
« Reply #36 on: January 21, 2011, 06:15:07 PM »
Quote from: The Hollywood NeoCon on January 18, 2011, 07:18:20 PM
"When did you start douching?" would be my retort.

 :rofl:  Rude!  I like it!   :-)
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Re: Manhood is nearly dead
« Reply #37 on: January 21, 2011, 11:27:07 PM »
Speaking of douching & manhood... exactly WHEN did you start douching, HNC?? That goes along well with the crocs, I'm told..... :fuelfire:
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Re: Manhood is nearly dead
« Reply #38 on: January 22, 2011, 09:56:15 AM »
Quote from: Eupher on January 18, 2011, 05:39:08 PM
One guy certainly, but I don't know about "many".

They are kinda cute after all.

And damn tasty.
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Re: Manhood is nearly dead
« Reply #39 on: January 22, 2011, 05:19:15 PM »
Quote from: Thor on January 21, 2011, 11:27:07 PM
Speaking of douching & manhood... exactly WHEN did you start douching, HNC?? That goes along well with the crocs, I'm told..... :fuelfire:

I've been douching my wife for years now, Thor. She thinks it makes for marvelous foreplay.  :-)
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Re: Manhood is nearly dead
« Reply #40 on: January 22, 2011, 05:22:06 PM »
TMI..
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Re: Manhood is nearly dead
« Reply #41 on: January 22, 2011, 06:23:39 PM »
Quote from: The Hollywood NeoCon on January 22, 2011, 05:19:15 PM
I've been douching my wife for years now, Thor. She thinks it makes for marvelous foreplay.  :-)

 :thatsright:

I sooooooo could have gone the rest of my life without reading that. 
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Re: Manhood is nearly dead
« Reply #42 on: January 22, 2011, 06:27:33 PM »
Quote from: IassaFTots on January 22, 2011, 06:23:39 PM
:thatsright:

I sooooooo could have gone the rest of my life without reading that. 

You're avatar fits this statement so well.
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Re: Manhood is nearly dead
« Reply #43 on: January 22, 2011, 06:27:55 PM »
Quote from: The Hollywood NeoCon on January 22, 2011, 05:19:15 PM
I've been douching myself for years now, Thor.  :-)

FIFY, HNC   :fuelfire: :rotf: :rotf: :rotf:
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Re: Manhood is nearly dead
« Reply #44 on: January 22, 2011, 06:44:16 PM »
Quote from: Mike220 on January 22, 2011, 06:27:33 PM
You're avatar fits this statement so well.

Heh.  It kinda does, huh?
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Re: Manhood is nearly dead
« Reply #45 on: January 23, 2011, 07:08:19 PM »
Quote from: Thor on January 22, 2011, 06:27:55 PM
FIFY, HNC   :fuelfire: :rotf: :rotf: :rotf:

Correction, I meant to say I've been douching your oldest daughter for years now, Thor.  :fuelfire:
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Re: Manhood is nearly dead
« Reply #46 on: January 23, 2011, 07:12:22 PM »
Quote from: The Hollywood NeoCon on January 23, 2011, 07:08:19 PM
Correction, I meant to say I've been douching your oldest daughter for years now, Thor.  :fuelfire:

She's only three years old, you warped, sick twisted animal.



















j/k   :-)
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Re: Manhood is nearly dead
« Reply #47 on: January 23, 2011, 07:13:42 PM »
Quote from: Eupher on January 23, 2011, 07:12:22 PM
She's only three years old, you warped, sick twisted animal.

j/k   :-)

Oh Jesus, I sure hope so...

Don't think I hadn;t considered that, but I somehow remember Thor saying something about being an old fart, so I threw the dice, so to speak.  :fuelfire:
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Re: Manhood is nearly dead
« Reply #48 on: January 23, 2011, 08:25:17 PM »
Quote from: The Hollywood NeoCon on January 23, 2011, 07:08:19 PM
Correction, I meant to say I've been douching your oldest daughter for years now, Thor.  :fuelfire:

Ummm, I don't think so. Besides, she'd kick your ass.......

(BTW, family's off limits. You might want to re-read the rules)  ;)
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Re: Manhood is nearly dead
« Reply #49 on: January 24, 2011, 10:50:23 AM »
Damn you guys are good at hijacking a thread.

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