Now THAT is the path to enlightenment!
And I adore your avatar!
I found DU through here, and I found here through some fabulous women I met elsewhere.
Thank you!
The avatar is TOEbie since he has an extra toe on each foot.
As a kitten:

(look at my BIG feet!)
Toebie full grown at 23 pounds!

Now you know why *I* have mental issues...