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8,000 Turtle Doves Fall From Sky in Italy
« on: January 07, 2011, 06:35:37 PM »
More birds are dead.

What the hell is going on?

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Thousands of dead turtle doves rained down on roofs and cars in an Italian town in the latest in a growing spate of mass animal deaths across the globe. Residents in Faenza described the birds falling to the ground like ‘little Christmas balls’ with strange blue stains on their beaks. Initial tests on up to 8,000 of the doves indicated that the blue stain could have been caused by poisoning or hypoxia.

8,000 Turtle Doves Die

I know the nuts are trying to link this to global warming, but give me a f-ing break. 
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Re: 8,000 Turtle Doves Fall From Sky in Italy
« Reply #1 on: January 07, 2011, 06:37:51 PM »
I'm concerned about this and without a doubt we'll see this happen again in a few days.

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Re: 8,000 Turtle Doves Fall From Sky in Italy
« Reply #2 on: January 07, 2011, 06:44:15 PM »
Notice that they are birds. Rabbits are testing weapons on birds before they use it on ptarmigans.
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Re: 8,000 Turtle Doves Fall From Sky in Italy
« Reply #3 on: January 07, 2011, 06:46:20 PM »
So ptarmigans aren't birds? :???:
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Re: 8,000 Turtle Doves Fall From Sky in Italy
« Reply #4 on: January 07, 2011, 06:47:22 PM »
So ptarmigans aren't birds? :???:

Ptarmigans are birds. It just the rabbits don't want people realize that there is a Great Ptarmigan/Rabbit War, which is going to affect humans.
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Re: 8,000 Turtle Doves Fall From Sky in Italy
« Reply #5 on: January 07, 2011, 07:01:28 PM »
I'm going to blame all of the dead fish and birds on Bush & Cheney.
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Re: 8,000 Turtle Doves Fall From Sky in Italy
« Reply #6 on: January 07, 2011, 07:25:37 PM »
Previously, 1000 partridges died in a pear tree
Soon, 12000 French hens will die
A few days will pass
24000 Geese will die while laying
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Re: 8,000 Turtle Doves Fall From Sky in Italy
« Reply #7 on: January 07, 2011, 07:51:05 PM »
Previously, 1000 partridges died in a pear tree
Soon, 12000 French hens will die
A few days will pass
24000 Geese will die while laying


And all bunnies die.
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Re: 8,000 Turtle Doves Fall From Sky in Italy
« Reply #9 on: January 07, 2011, 07:57:52 PM »
Tesla is that you?
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Re: 8,000 Turtle Doves Fall From Sky in Italy
« Reply #10 on: January 07, 2011, 08:13:29 PM »
I could tell you about why the birds are dying off, but I'm not allowed to discuss any VRWC chem-trail missions I may or may not have flown over Arkansas, Rome, or wherever the hell else the critters are turning up toes up after their "mass suicides". Well, I COULD tell ya, but then I'd have to shoot ya.  :wink:
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Re: 8,000 Turtle Doves Fall From Sky in Italy
« Reply #11 on: January 07, 2011, 10:10:35 PM »
I believe that this is a natural cycle of life.  Shit happens, especially if you are a bird. (sorry Ptarmy)  The only difference is that with new technology, we hear about all of these deaths in real time, and it seems a lot worse than it is. 
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