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Offline zeitgeist

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Re: Twix goes to the unemployment office
« Reply #25 on: December 30, 2010, 02:35:40 PM »
How about the possibility Twixy was actually catching a few pulls from his Sneaky Pete while dumpster diving at a Whole Foods when they served him a "No Tresspass" order? Sound reasonable?  Around here the full time dumpster diver / wino / homeless are frequently served them. 
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Re: Twix goes to the unemployment office
« Reply #26 on: December 30, 2010, 07:53:03 PM »
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A few years ago I could have a job in two days. Not anymore.

Quote from: chris_ on December 29, 2010, 06:43:26 PM
I wonder what changed. :whatever:
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Re: Twix goes to the unemployment office
« Reply #27 on: December 30, 2010, 08:18:56 PM »
I did a bit of research.

Prior to 1996, an alcoholic could collect DI if they had worked prior to their claim. Amazing.

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Re: Twix goes to the unemployment office
« Reply #28 on: December 31, 2010, 03:37:55 AM »
Quote from: ColonialMarine0431 on December 30, 2010, 08:18:56 PM
I did a bit of research.

Prior to 1996, an alcoholic could collect DI if they had worked prior to their claim. Amazing.

SOURCE

Whoa.  That's good news.

I quit drinking in 1987, and at the time, there were lots around sitting on their asses riding the disability gravy train.

I wasn't aware they can't do that any more.
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Re: Twix goes to the unemployment office
« Reply #29 on: December 31, 2010, 06:03:26 AM »
Quote from: franksolich on December 31, 2010, 03:37:55 AM
Whoa.  That's good news.

I quit drinking in 1987, and at the time, there were lots around sitting on their asses riding the disability gravy train.

I wasn't aware they can't do that any more.

I quit in 93Made my wife happy for the second time in her life.

I believe GOBUCKS is on to something. If Twix had gotten a job, he would have posted about it.

He's lying.
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Come to think of it, unions do create jobs. Companies have to hire two workers to do the work of one.

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Re: Twix goes to the unemployment office
« Reply #30 on: December 31, 2010, 06:48:50 AM »
H5s to Tucker and the Coach for quitting.  My sobriety date is October 25th, 2009. 
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