DUmmy Noob Bids For Cred With Post Office Bouncy

[true_blood]

And,....the DUchebag responds;

Taverner  (1000+ posts)        Tue Dec-21-10 09:32 PM
Response to Reply #2
12. It's the Tea Party way : if you aren't getting what you want, yell louder

Oh reaaalllyyy?!

[Ballygrl]

Earlier today, I was walking to the community cafe for some fair trade coffee and a soy bran muffin when I encountered a big brute wearing a "Palin '12" jacket win an "I heart Dick Cheney" button. He was savagely flailing on a juvenile pinniped with his winter footwear, which appeared to be weighted down with a soft, grey, heavy metallic substance. 

This, of course, made me quite irascent. "Sir", I said, "this behavior is most assuredly unacceptable, and I would urge you to cease injuring this creature".

He turned towards me and said, "Obama is a socialist! I hate brown people!". By this time, a small group of curious onlookershad gathered.

I informed him, "No, President Obama is a corporatist. And socialism is not bad. Don't you believe in firefighters and fairness?"

He replied, "I suppose I do! I never thought of it that way before!"

I handed him some literature about Alan Grayson and Bernie Sanders. I said, "Read this, you will be enlightened!"

He thanked me, and the crowd spontaneously began singing The Internationale: "Debout, les damnés de la terre! Debout, les forçats de la faim! La raison tonne en son cratère! C'est l'éruption de la fin!"

My faith in humanity is restored!

[DLR Pyro]

Earlier today, I was walking to the community cafe for some fair trade coffee .....

...My faith in humanity is restored!

Welcome and Hi-5

[AllosaursRus]

So, I was in the Post Office today. I'd been standin' in line for close to an hour watchin' our wonderful Postal department that lost 8 billion last year, and noticed there is only 2 windows open and the line is out the door!

When it was finally my turn after about 40 minutes of my 60 minute lunch, I asked the worker manning the window, "why is it I see a dozen workers standin' around bull shittin' while they have so many customers waiting?"

She immediately gets an attitude and says she gonna have to put my parcel in a bigger envelope and charge me another 12 dollars! I mutter under my breath, that I ship with UPS and Fed Ex all the time in this size envelope and you would think a gubmint subsidized, rape the tax payer, entity could do the same. After all, Y'all lost 8 billion dollars last year, I come in here on my lunch break, and see a dozen of you public servants standin' around with your thumb up your ass!

Well apparently some mealy mouth lefty standin' behind me raises his voice and lets me know if it weren't for the Postal Service, unemployment would be 12% instead of 10! I immediately let him know that anything the government touches turns to shit, and if it had been a private company like UPS, I wouldn't have to wait and it would be cheaper!

He starts playin' drama queen and starts in on my T-shirt that has George W on it with a caption that says, "Miss Me Yet?". By this time everyone in the Post Office is lookin' at him like he's lost his mind!

As I've had just about enough of this limp dick, I pay the extra coin and head for the door. He raises his voice again and lets everyone know if I hadn't left when I did, he woulda kicked my ass. then, to my disbelief, he flips me off!

Well, that was the last straw, so I decided to wait outside and ask the ***** if he cared to take it any further. I'm standin' there in front of this little toy car, looked like a '93 Prius on it's last legs, 'cause I thought, what else would this dipshit drive?

No sooner had I turned around and this guy tries to Sunday punch me! He grazes one off my chin, and I retaliate by givin' him a swift kick in the "*****"! He goes down swearin' I kicked him in his "kitten", I guess in order to get some kind of sympathy. Everyone else, to his dismay applauds the fact that somebody finally shut the little **** up!

Well, I guess his 'Ol Lady called the cops, 'cause here they come, lights just a flashin'! They put me and him in cuffs until they can get the story straight and start askin' people standin' around if they witnessed the altercation. After talking to 5 or 6, they take the cuffs of me and ask if I would like to press charges.

I tell 'em naw.....gettin' kicked in the "kitty" and havin' your ass beat in front of your woman was punishment enough.

They ended up searchin' the guy and found a dime bag on him so he went to jail anyway!

Will they ever learn??????????

[true_blood]

^^That was awesome Rus!
H5.

[BlueStateSaint]

So, I was in the Post Office today. I'd been standin' in line for close to an hour watchin' our wonderful Postal department that lost 8 billion last year, and noticed there is only 2 windows open and the line is out the door!

When it was finally my turn after about 40 minutes of my 60 minute lunch, I asked the worker manning the window, "why is it I see a dozen workers standin' around bull shittin' while they have so many customers waiting?"

She immediately gets an attitude and says she gonna have to put my parcel in a bigger envelope and charge me another 12 dollars! I mutter under my breath, that I ship with UPS and Fed Ex all the time in this size envelope and you would think a gubmint subsidized, rape the tax payer, entity could do the same. After all, Y'all lost 8 billion dollars last year, I come in here on my lunch break, and see a dozen of you public servants standin' around with your thumb up your ass!

Well apparently some mealy mouth lefty standin' behind me raises his voice and lets me know if it weren't for the Postal Service, unemployment would be 12% instead of 10! I immediately let him know that anything the government touches turns to shit, and if it had been a private company like UPS, I wouldn't have to wait and it would be cheaper!

He starts playin' drama queen and starts in on my T-shirt that has George W on it with a caption that says, "Miss Me Yet?". By this time everyone in the Post Office is lookin' at him like he's lost his mind!

As I've had just about enough of this limp dick, I pay the extra coin and head for the door. He raises his voice again and lets everyone know if I hadn't left when I did, he woulda kicked my ass. then, to my disbelief, he flips me off!

Well, that was the last straw, so I decided to wait outside and ask the ***** if he cared to take it any further. I'm standin' there in front of this little toy car, looked like a '93 Prius on it's last legs, 'cause I thought, what else would this dipshit drive?

No sooner had I turned around and this guy tries to Sunday punch me! He grazes one off my chin, and I retaliate by givin' him a swift kick in the "*****"! He goes down swearin' I kicked him in his "kitten", I guess in order to get some kind of sympathy. Everyone else, to his dismay applauds the fact that somebody finally shut the little **** up!

Well, I guess his 'Ol Lady called the cops, 'cause here they come, lights just a flashin'! They put me and him in cuffs until they can get the story straight and start askin' people standin' around if they witnessed the altercation. After talking to 5 or 6, they take the cuffs of me and ask if I would like to press charges.

I tell 'em naw.....gettin' kicked in the "kitty" and havin' your ass beat in front of your woman was punishment enough.

They ended up searchin' the guy and found a dime bag on him so he went to jail anyway!

Will they ever learn??????????

Had me goin'.  H5!

[jtyangel]

As I was reading the story, I was thinking the same thought Bonobo was Seriously, though, he had no idea what might have been said to the man first. Postal employees can be notoriously rude sometimes, especially when they have to actually work And then, while not the desk clerks fault, they lose crap with annoying consistency too. Bonobo is right, he just jumped to the conclusion the guy was abrasive for no reason; absolutely no consideration that the postal worker may have helped to escalate the situation.

Here's a thought that should make his head spin. Maybe the guy is unemployed and had to deal with a clerk who behaved like they didn't want to be there. Man's looking for a job desperately and has to look at another person with a (very good) job taking their sweet ass time and being gruff and unpleasant. Now who is the more noble? the government worker or the unemployed man Oh the conundrums for the dummies.

[jtyangel]

No description of the guy who was "verbally abusive"? so can we conclude that if the story was true it was either a little guy or old person, someone who isn't a "threat physically" to yell at in public?

BTW, I went to the post office yesterday and it was very pleasant, ran into a soldier and thanked him for his service, than saw a cute little doggie in a car with his head out the window and going nuts because he wanted to be petted and having a pleasant conversation with the dog's owner, and the dog's owner wishing me a Merry Christmas and me wishing her 1.

That's been the consensus with  me as well wherever I've been. A nice little side perk of the unemployment is more polite adults are working counters, registers, etc. Merry Christmas, well wishes, and kind heartedness seems to be in abundance, even if money isn't. Days like these remind me of why "How the Grinch Stole Christmas" is a really lovely story.

[GOBUCKS]

A nice little side perk of the unemployment is more polite adults are working counters, registers, etc. Merry Christmas, well wishes, and kind heartedness seems to be in abundance, even if money isn't.

Someone hasn't had to renew their drivers' license lately.

[vesta111]

Someone hasn't had to renew their drivers' license lately.

Oh My,

It snowed last night and  my puppy had never seen snow.  I got out the video camera placed it on a tripod and began to film the pups reaction as she was tied to a 20 foot lead to the front step railing.

Along came 3 teenage boys and they stopped to watch the pups reaction, leaping in the air and rolling about in this new awesome environment.

I was getting some good footage until one of the boys decided to throw a snow ball at the dog, then the other two joined in scaring the shit out of my puppy.

I immediately grabbed my cane and opened the front door getting smacked in the head myself by a snow ball.  I yelled and waved my cane at them and managed to get the puppy in the house---When out of the bushes, up jumped a cop.

It was I that got arrested for threatening young children, scaring them by saying I would cut off their dicks if they ever came around my property.

Off I went to jail, the kids parents threaten to put a lean on my home, my lawyer says I may go on the sex offenders list.  The cops said to my lawyer that they had been watching me for a long time as neighbors wondered why our family kept to ourselves and did not join the Homeowners Associon. 

I was found guilty by a jury where not one member owned a pet.  The Judge was a liberal and felt I had no right to defend my property or pets by using vulgar language, hate speech or sexual threats..  My cane was now considered a deadly weapon, so now I at 85 must spend 15 years in jail.

How I learned to love the liberals.

[Ree]

So, I was in the Post Office today. I'd been standin' in line for close to an hour watchin' our wonderful Postal department that lost 8 billion last year, and noticed there is only 2 windows open and the line is out the door!

When it was finally my turn after about 40 minutes of my 60 minute lunch, I asked the worker manning the window, "why is it I see a dozen workers standin' around bull shittin' while they have so many customers waiting?"

She immediately gets an attitude and says she gonna have to put my parcel in a bigger envelope and charge me another 12 dollars! I mutter under my breath, that I ship with UPS and Fed Ex all the time in this size envelope and you would think a gubmint subsidized, rape the tax payer, entity could do the same. After all, Y'all lost 8 billion dollars last year, I come in here on my lunch break, and see a dozen of you public servants standin' around with your thumb up your ass!

Well apparently some mealy mouth lefty standin' behind me raises his voice and lets me know if it weren't for the Postal Service, unemployment would be 12% instead of 10! I immediately let him know that anything the government touches turns to shit, and if it had been a private company like UPS, I wouldn't have to wait and it would be cheaper!

He starts playin' drama queen and starts in on my T-shirt that has George W on it with a caption that says, "Miss Me Yet?". By this time everyone in the Post Office is lookin' at him like he's lost his mind!

As I've had just about enough of this limp dick, I pay the extra coin and head for the door. He raises his voice again and lets everyone know if I hadn't left when I did, he woulda kicked my ass. then, to my disbelief, he flips me off!

Well, that was the last straw, so I decided to wait outside and ask the ***** if he cared to take it any further. I'm standin' there in front of this little toy car, looked like a '93 Prius on it's last legs, 'cause I thought, what else would this dipshit drive?

No sooner had I turned around and this guy tries to Sunday punch me! He grazes one off my chin, and I retaliate by givin' him a swift kick in the "*****"! He goes down swearin' I kicked him in his "kitten", I guess in order to get some kind of sympathy. Everyone else, to his dismay applauds the fact that somebody finally shut the little **** up!

Well, I guess his 'Ol Lady called the cops, 'cause here they come, lights just a flashin'! They put me and him in cuffs until they can get the story straight and start askin' people standin' around if they witnessed the altercation. After talking to 5 or 6, they take the cuffs of me and ask if I would like to press charges.

I tell 'em naw.....gettin' kicked in the "kitty" and havin' your ass beat in front of your woman was punishment enough.

They ended up searchin' the guy and found a dime bag on him so he went to jail anyway!

Will they ever learn??????????

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[jtyangel]

Someone hasn't had to renew their drivers' license lately.

I was speaking of retail establishments. Seems silly I even need to clarify that, but...