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My rage is because Julia Stiles taught bunnies to be sodomites. The root of all evil=Julia Stiles. I didn't like her before she scrunched up her stupid face and ruined Dexter's life! Everything she touches turns to shit. After she was on Bourne Identity, Matt Damon opened his mouth, spewed liberal bullshit and ruined a ton of movies for me. After 10 Things I Hate About You, Heath Ledger had to turn to drugs to dull his pain. Julia Roberts was one of the top actresses ever until Mona Lisa Smile. Look at the cast of Down To You, every one of them were at the top of their game when that movie came out. Where are they now!??! The Omen, well look who she starred in that one with SATAN!!!!!!! You people just don't know. Someday when the truth comes out you will all cower in shame at having denied the obvious! Lockerbee Scottland.... the crash site was EXACTLY over where Julia Stiles' great grandmother was born.San Francisco 1906... Julia Stiles' great great grandfather opens his potions shop over an Indian graveyardLondon 1666... The first Stiles, Edbert, opens a crack to the pits of hell and unleashes demons all over the city. They called it the Great Fire to hide the fact that Satan's minions destroyed yet another city!Ireland 1845... The Stiles family plants its newest type of potato called "The Julia" and ends up causing a famine that killed millions!Julia Stiles looked at the ocean on December 26, 2004. It caused a tsunami that killed over 250,000 people.
soon as you find your manhood all else falls into place.
If Ft. Hood was "workplace violence," then the Hindenburg was an air show.
I don't know if sand glows in the dark, but we're gonna find out.
Uh....Ptarmy....I think Mamacags wins. Jus sayin. You need to step up your rants.. ETA: Oh Holy Shit! I almost peed myself!!!!!!!!!!!
That's a sign of old age..........
You know those crazy people who end up on the news because they are on some sort of insane personal crusade? The ones that have duct tape, orange spray paint, a 1" knife, a box of tacks, and a toilet plunger in the trunk of their car? The ones who are screaming about the end of the world (and the root cause being Julia Stiles)on the corner of some hooker hangout in Hollywood? With their underwear over their clothes and chola eyebrows drawn in with 1/4" wide sharpies? Yeah, that will totally be my ass if they do that shit!
I am at a point, I can't get any further with my rants.
Santa will give all bunnies a lump of hot coal for Christmas. It is a warning from God.
That coal will allow them to keep their warrens warm this cold winter, insuring that they'll make it through the cold winter.
After the lump of hot coal. God will give all bunnies fire and brimstone!
God must love bunnies. He told them to go forth and multiply. He just didn't know they would take it to the extreme.
True true...and if God loved Ptarmigans they would be able to do this....[youtube=425,350]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2olkc3reIro[/youtube]
Julia Stiles is the one that trained the bunnies to be sodomites, murderers, and satan's minions. So, in reality, she is to blame for all of those things too.
Chemical Weapons Factory Becomes Rabbit Paradise.
