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Former Gitmo Detainee: Joooos Used Witchcraft on Prisoners, Made Me Feel Like a
« on: December 20, 2010, 11:35:04 AM »
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(MEMRI)- Following are excerpts from an interview with Walid Muhammad Hajj a Sudanese released from Guantanamo Prison, which aired on Al-Jazeera TV on December 12, 2010:

Walid Muhammad Hajj: Yes. The most common method to wear down the brothers was witchcraft.

Interviewer: How did they do this?

Walid Muhammad Hajj: There were, of course, Jews among the [staff of] the Guantanamo Base, and they would set traps for the guys.

Interviewer: Give me an example of witchcraft.

Walid Muhammad Hajj: Witchcraft was used on most of the guys.

Interviewer: They would cast a spell on them?

Walid Muhammad Hajj: Yes, but by the grace of Allah, through frequent reading of the Koran and invocation of the names of Allah, they managed to withstand this.

Interviewer: How did you know that somebody was under a spell?

Walid Muhammad Hajj: Someone like that would change.

Interviewer: In what way?

Walid Muhammad Hajj: For example, somebody would take his clothes off, all of a sudden, or would sit on his bed for three days straight without sleeping.

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They would use all kinds of witchcraft against the guys.

Interviewer: Tell me more.

Walid Muhammad Hajj: I will tell you how the witchcraft affected the guys. A person would suddenly see his brothers and sisters naked before him.

Interviewer: And they weren’t really there?

Walid Muhammad Hajj: Absolutely not. It was as if he was in a different world.

Interviewer: You mean, his brothers and sisters from back home.

Walid Muhammad Hajj: That’s right. I remembered an incident with a guy who sat next to me in the morning. When they brought the milk, he began to urinate into the milk.

Interviewer: In front of you?

Walid Muhammad Hajj: Yes. I said to him: “Why are you urinating in the milk?” That’s when we knew that he was under a spell. After he had recovered a little, after we read Koranic verses to him, he said to me: “The birds on the barbed wire would talk to me, and tell me to urinate in the milk. When the guards pass by my cell, the sound made by their pants talks to me.”

Interviewer: They tell him to urinate in the milk?

Walid Muhammad Hajj: Yes.

Interviewer: Did they ever use witchcraft on you?

Walid Muhammad Hajj: There was one attempt.

Interviewer: How did they do it?

Walid Muhammad Hajj: Once, when I was sleeping – on the floor, not on a bed – I suddenly felt that a cat was trying to penetrate me. It tried to penetrate me again and again. I recited the kursi verse again and again until the cat left.
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Re: Former Gitmo Detainee: Joooos Used Witchcraft on Prisoners, Made Me Feel Like a
« Reply #1 on: December 20, 2010, 12:22:26 PM »
Gotta watch them cats! They'll **** you every time!!!!eleventy!!!1!

 :rotf: :lmao:
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Re: Former Gitmo Detainee: Joooos Used Witchcraft on Prisoners, Made Me Feel Like a
« Reply #2 on: December 20, 2010, 12:28:31 PM »
Quote from: Eupher on December 20, 2010, 12:22:26 PM
Gotta watch them cats! They'll **** you every time!!!!eleventy!!!1!

 :rotf: :lmao:

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Re: Former Gitmo Detainee: Joooos Used Witchcraft on Prisoners, Made Me Feel Like a
« Reply #3 on: December 20, 2010, 12:42:22 PM »
Gee I wish they would use lead on them.
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Re: Former Gitmo Detainee: Joooos Used Witchcraft on Prisoners, Made Me Feel Like a
« Reply #4 on: December 20, 2010, 02:06:42 PM »
Oh my gosh!!!!! :mental:  That picture makes the whole story though! :cheersmate:
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Re: Former Gitmo Detainee: Joooos Used Witchcraft on Prisoners, Made Me Feel Like a
« Reply #5 on: December 20, 2010, 02:14:14 PM »
What's the problem? Didn't Muhammed tell them to drink pregnant she camel piss.....hey, I bet he's been breding his butt buddies and got himself pregnant.
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Re: Former Gitmo Detainee: Joooos Used Witchcraft on Prisoners, Made Me Feel Like a
« Reply #6 on: December 20, 2010, 07:40:56 PM »
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Re: Former Gitmo Detainee: Joooos Used Witchcraft on Prisoners, Made Me Feel Like a
« Reply #7 on: December 20, 2010, 08:19:34 PM »
I wouldn't trust a THING these morons say, especially to the press. I hope gets cat raped on a nightly basis for lying and then the cat turns around and eats his ass....

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Re: Former Gitmo Detainee: Joooos Used Witchcraft on Prisoners, Made Me Feel Like a
« Reply #8 on: December 20, 2010, 09:51:59 PM »
Quote from: thundley4 on December 20, 2010, 12:28:31 PM


AW GEEZ, I won't be able to look at Alex and Jinx the same way ever again.  If I didn't know better I'd swear it was my two cats up to no good. :rotf:
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Re: Former Gitmo Detainee: Joooos Used Witchcraft on Prisoners, Made Me Feel Like a
« Reply #9 on: December 20, 2010, 10:20:32 PM »
Quote from: Boudicca on December 20, 2010, 09:51:59 PM
AW GEEZ, I won't be able to look at Alex and Jinx the same way ever again.  If I didn't know better I'd swear it was my two cats up to no good. :rotf:

The facial expression of the cat in the foreground is classic!   :rotf:
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Re: Former Gitmo Detainee: Joooos Used Witchcraft on Prisoners, Made Me Feel Like a
« Reply #10 on: December 20, 2010, 10:23:33 PM »
The fat yellow cat looks like it fell asleep.  I can't imagine the cat underneath is pleased about the situation.
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Re: Former Gitmo Detainee: Joooos Used Witchcraft on Prisoners, Made Me Feel Like a
« Reply #11 on: December 20, 2010, 11:58:48 PM »
Quote from: olde north church on December 20, 2010, 10:20:32 PM
The facial expression of the cat in the foreground is classic!   :rotf:

He looks like he's saying to the cameraman, "Dude, did you get it? Tell me you got it!"
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Re: Former Gitmo Detainee: Joooos Used Witchcraft on Prisoners, Made Me Feel Like a
« Reply #12 on: December 22, 2010, 10:32:11 AM »
Quote from: olde north church on December 20, 2010, 10:20:32 PM
The facial expression of the cat in the foreground is classic!   :rotf:

Come to think of it, that cat kinda resembles my Casper, who is the little brother of Alex (orange cat). :lmao:
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Re: Former Gitmo Detainee: Joooos Used Witchcraft on Prisoners, Made Me Feel Like a
« Reply #13 on: December 22, 2010, 01:22:46 PM »
There is way too much nakedness and sex in this thread.  You kids behave right now!   :lmao:
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Re: Former Gitmo Detainee: Joooos Used Witchcraft on Prisoners, Made Me Feel Like a
« Reply #14 on: December 22, 2010, 01:40:21 PM »
Quote from: Karin on December 22, 2010, 01:22:46 PM
There is way too much nakedness and sex in this thread.  You kids behave right now!   :lmao:

I know, right?  This is exactly why I didn't post the picture because I knew it would turn into a Shortbus thread!  :banghead:  We were supposed to have a serious discussion about Gitmo detainees, and Witchcraft.  Oh and Jooooooos!

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Re: Former Gitmo Detainee: Joooos Used Witchcraft on Prisoners, Made Me Feel Like a
« Reply #15 on: December 22, 2010, 06:41:29 PM »
After the Muslims kill all the jooooos, who they going to blame all their problems on ?.....oh yeah.....ME!
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Re: Former Gitmo Detainee: Joooos Used Witchcraft on Prisoners, Made Me Feel Like a
« Reply #16 on: December 22, 2010, 09:24:48 PM »
The comments are hilarious!
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