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Offline Boudicca

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Things You Can Only Say at Christmas
« on: December 22, 2010, 10:07:30 AM »
Here are a list of things you can only say at Christmas:

1: I prefer breasts to legs.
2: Tying the legs together keeps the inside moist.
3: Smother the butter all over the breasts.
4: If I don't undo my trousers, I'll burst!
5: I've never seen a better spread!
6: I fancy a little dark meat for a change.
7: Are you ready for seconds yet?
8: It's a little dry, do you still want to eat it?
9: Just wait your turn, you'll get some!
10: Don't play with your meat!
11. Stuff it up between the legs as far as it will go.
12: Do you think you'll be able to handle all these people at once?
13: I didn't expect everyone to come at the same time!
14: You still have a little bit on your chin.
15: How long will it take after you put it in.
16: You'll know it's ready when it pops up.
17: Just pull the end and wait for the bang.
18: That's the biggest bird I've ever had!
19: I've been gobbling nuts all morning.
20: Wow, I didn't think I could handle all that and still want more.

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Re: Things You Can Only Say at Christmas
« Reply #1 on: December 22, 2010, 10:11:54 AM »
21.  You mistle that toe one more time and I'll just have to shove all the coats off the bed and park you in it!
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Re: Things You Can Only Say at Christmas
« Reply #2 on: December 22, 2010, 10:16:37 AM »
21.  You mistle that toe one more time and I'll just have to shove all the coats off the bed and park you in it!

You're good, Euph, cuz I "liberated" that list from another website.  I shoulda given it credit. :hammer:to me

http://www.kontraband.com/jokes/15156/Things-You-Can-Only-Say-At-Xmas/
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Re: Things You Can Only Say at Christmas
« Reply #3 on: December 22, 2010, 10:22:02 AM »
You're good, Euph, cuz I "liberated" that list from another website.  I shoulda given it credit. :hammer:to me

http://www.kontraband.com/jokes/15156/Things-You-Can-Only-Say-At-Xmas/

Nobody, including me, is crediting the "And Then The Fight Started" jokes in that thread - at least the last time I looked.

No harm done. Your list just gave me an excuse to get creative.  :cheersmate:
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Re: Things You Can Only Say at Christmas
« Reply #4 on: December 22, 2010, 10:41:10 AM »
Nobody, including me, is crediting the "And Then The Fight Started" jokes in that thread - at least the last time I looked.

No harm done. Your list just gave me an excuse to get creative.  :cheersmate:

Cool.  I hadn't heard these Christmas jokes before, but they tickled my funnybone.  I'm off to email the list to my contacts. :rotf:  Umm, perhaps I'll leave off the MIL. :whistling:
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Re: Things You Can Only Say at Christmas
« Reply #5 on: December 22, 2010, 12:32:31 PM »
I get to call random people on the street a HO.  Not just once, but three times.
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Re: Things You Can Only Say at Christmas
« Reply #6 on: December 22, 2010, 02:13:28 PM »
I get to call random people on the street a HO.  Not just once, but three times.

Good one. :-)
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Re: Things You Can Only Say at Christmas
« Reply #7 on: December 22, 2010, 02:42:04 PM »
23.  How do these balls look?

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Re: Things You Can Only Say at Christmas
« Reply #8 on: December 22, 2010, 04:24:40 PM »
23.  How do these balls look?

I don't know, ask me in the morning. :-) :rotf:

Youall are sure creative.  Been dipping in the eggnog?
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