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Re: DUmmy TwixVoy Spins A Bouncy Tale, Campaigning
« Reply #25 on: December 16, 2010, 05:47:13 PM »
I dare say there isn't a single moron over there that understands the day to day operation of a farm or a ranch! Right now grass hay is $95/ton and grain is $450/ton. I go thru a ton of hay every 6 days and a ton of grain every 6 weeks! The animals eat before I do!

Vegans don't have to feed alfalfa sprouts or tofu! They just have to visit "Whole Foods"! At least I can hope they have to do it in sub zero weather, like I do!

And how much organic fertilizer does that make?  (I learned the animals eat before I do lesson at about the age of 6 in a most dramatic manner. It was vertical lift from the breakfast table with touch down in the barn, never made that mistake again.)


Ran an annuity calculator for:  Years =30 rate = 5 and per year = 36k.  The base amount would appear to be 2.5 million, 
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Re: DUmmy TwixVoy Spins A Bouncy Tale, Campaigning
« Reply #26 on: December 16, 2010, 08:30:24 PM »
And how much organic fertilizer does that make?  (I learned the animals eat before I do lesson at about the age of 6 in a most dramatic manner. It was vertical lift from the breakfast table with touch down in the barn, never made that mistake again.)


Ran an annuity calculator for:  Years =30 rate = 5 and per year = 36k.  The base amount would appear to be 2.5 million, 

Bring a truck, I'll be more than happy to load ya up with the front loader with all the fertilizer you can use for the next 5 years!!!!! I find the horse manure works the best and is more biodegradable.

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Re: DUmmy TwixVoy Spins A Bouncy Tale, Campaigning
« Reply #27 on: December 17, 2010, 06:24:13 AM »
Bring a truck, I'll be more than happy to load ya up with the front loader with all the fertilizer you can use for the next 5 years!!!!! I find the horse manure works the best and is more biodegradable.

Hehehehehehehe!!!!

Crap.  I would like to know what key I fat finger to make a whole post disappear.  But I digress.  Horse went to the hay fields and might have gotten turned in to the gardens in the fall once aged.  Pig, chicken and cow went to the garden after it had calmed down a little bit but was never 'processed'.

Ever see poo animals?  Mother had a coupe ZooPoo figures in the flower garden,  The ultimate victory would have to be having Vegans paying you to haul away your shit. :rotf:
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Re: DUmmy TwixVoy Spins A Bouncy Tale, Campaigning
« Reply #28 on: December 17, 2010, 12:33:22 PM »
Crap.  I would like to know what key I fat finger to make a whole post disappear.  But I digress.  Horse went to the hay fields and might have gotten turned in to the gardens in the fall once aged.  Pig, chicken and cow went to the garden after it had calmed down a little bit but was never 'processed'.

Ever see poo animals?  Mother had a coupe ZooPoo figures in the flower garden,  The ultimate victory would have to be having Vegans paying you to haul away your shit. :rotf:

How would I tell the difference between the poo and the vegans, though when I went to load it?
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Re: DUmmy TwixVoy Spins A Bouncy Tale, Campaigning
« Reply #29 on: December 17, 2010, 12:35:22 PM »
How would I tell the difference between the poo and the vegans, though when I went to load it?

The smell. :lmao:

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« Reply #30 on: December 17, 2010, 01:09:55 PM »
The smell. :lmao:

Hehehe! You're right! It's been my experience ya need a Class IV respirator to get within 10 feet of 'em! They either smell like stale garlic or patchouli oil! Enough to make your eyes water!
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Re: DUmmy TwixVoy Spins A Bouncy Tale, Campaigning
« Reply #31 on: December 17, 2010, 03:13:41 PM »
The smell. :lmao:

But there ain't no flies on you. :rotf:


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Re: DUmmy TwixVoy Spins A Bouncy Tale, Campaigning
« Reply #32 on: December 18, 2010, 01:45:41 AM »
And how much organic fertilizer does that make?  (I learned the animals eat before I do lesson at about the age of 6 in a most dramatic manner. It was vertical lift from the breakfast table with touch down in the barn, never made that mistake again.)


Ran an annuity calculator for:  Years =30 rate = 5 and per year = 36k.  The base amount would appear to be 2.5 million, 

My guess it was administered by the right foot of your father. 

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« Reply #33 on: December 18, 2010, 02:11:34 AM »
Hehehe! You're right! It's been my experience ya need a Class IV respirator to get within 10 feet of 'em! They either smell like stale garlic or patchouli oil! Enough to make your eyes water!
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Re: DUmmy TwixVoy Spins A Bouncy Tale, Campaigning
« Reply #34 on: December 18, 2010, 03:59:38 PM »
My guess it was administered by the right foot of your father. 

Mine was handed out by a Korean war vet, high school and college football standout (fullback AND punter) who was about 255 at the time.

I sure do miss him.   :bawl: 

In the interest of accuracy, it was my grampa, he actually one handed me like a sack of grain then chucked me under a draft horse while explaining the horse was tethered and depended on me for his breakfast.  We lived with my grampa because my dad was sick and unemployed.  Grampa was a big guy with hands like hams. His formal education ended at the third grade as he was needed to help support his family.  While he may not have been a studied man of letters, he could scale a stand of timber or divine the yield of a field with the accuracy of a computer.  He ran several successful businesses and served as high sheriff for years. 

I miss both he and my dad.  I learned so much from both of them, they were as different as night and day.
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